Twilight Saga

Let's think back to, oh, let's say about five years ago.

It was a happier time. A simpler time. A time when Twilight movies were still being released.

Kristen Stewart has been a public figure for most of her life.

Kristen Stewart may look like she doesn't care what you think, but the actress has already made it clear:

She gives so many f-cks.

We hope you're sitting down, Twihards. And we really hope you aren't operating any heavy machinery at the moment.

Because the following news may cause you to faint on the spot.

Robert Pattinson has officially crushed our hopes and dreams.

In Cannes to promote Maps to the Stars, the actor talked to Variety about his film career and shot down any talk of another Twilight Saga movie.

Shailene Woodley stars in what many people believe will be the next big tween smash, Divergent.

But in a new interview with Teen Vogue, the young actress throws some serious shade at a previous tween smash, The Twilight Saga.

We know at least one person who won't be in line this November for Catching Fire.

In an interview with The Guardian to promote his new novel "Doctor Sleep," acclaimed author Stephen King made his feelings on a few other best-selling books very well known.

Twilight was massively successful, wildly popular, frequently looked down upon and critically lambasted, all at the same time. A paradox, no doubt.

Still, whichever camp you're in, you should be able to appreciate this video summarizing everything wrong with the movie in six minutes of less.

Kristen Stewart may be THG's Celebrity of the Year, but the franchise with which this actress has always been associated just earned a far more embarrassing honor.

It was named the worst movie of all-time.

Vampires and secret British agents dominated a record-setting weekend at the box office, as two very different franchises raked in seriously big bucks.

Breaking Dawn Part 2 garnered $43 million on Friday and Saturday, setting The Twilight Saga's high mark for money made in a movie's second weekend.

Man. Who knew Robert Pattinson despised The Twilight Saga with such passion?

We kid... mostly.

The big news coming out of last night's world premiere of Breaking Dawn Part 2?

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart posed together on the red carpet.

Try to remain calm, Twihards. The odds of the following actually taking place remain extremely low.

But Taylor Lautner was a guest on Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning and he got the Internet and movie world buzzing by telling the host he's open to a Jacob Black-based spinoff.

With the final installment of The Twilight Saga hitting theaters in under a month (November 16!!!), we can confirm a slew of media appearances over the next few weeks by the film's main stars.

Attention, Twihards: take a moment to forget about the Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart drama for a moment and focus on the reason why these two love birds got together in the first place.

On November 15, theaters across the country will host a one-day-only marathon event, showing ALL films in The Twilight Saga franchise back-to-back-to-back-to-back.

Robert Pattinson and company gave Twilight Saga fans a look at Breaking Dawn Part 2 during last Thursday's MTV Video Music Awards, presenting a minute-plus montage of clips from the upcoming blockbuster.

And now Summit Entertainment has gone a step further, posting the full-length trailer online from which that footage was taken. It depicts:

There hasn't been much to laugh about for Twihards these days, what with Robert Pattinson possibly leaving the country and his sisters threatening homicide if he reconnects with Kristen Stewart.

But the folks at Bad Lip Reading are here to change all that.

Full speed... behind?

Following a statement from Summit Entertainment in which the studio said it was moving "full speed ahead" with its original outline for the upcoming Breaking Dawn press tour - despite a certain publicized breakup - plans appear to have changed.

There's been a lot of talk recently about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart and their much-publicized breakup.

Seriously, A LOT of talk.

A new promotional photo from Breaking Dawn Part II shows the various covens that unite to defend Edward, Bella, Renesmee and the rest of the Cullens.

To protect them against the vengeful Volturi, of course.

The Twilight Saga cast appeared at Comic-Con yesterday for the (sniff, sniff) final time, but at least the stars provided attendees with plenty to buzz about while there.

With fans camped out for days, and with one tragic accident dampening the mood, a new seven-minute sneak peek was shown inside Hall H of the San Diego Convention Center.

We're back with more photos from Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Or, we should say: Entertainment Weekly is back with more photos from Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Later today, and then especially in the pages of its latest issue, Entertainment Weekly will give Twihards their first full look at Mackenzie Foy in the mega important role of Renesmee.

But we couldn't wait that long to give readers a glance.

After 18 years of being utterly ordinary, I finally found that I can shine.

So states Kristen Stewart, as Bella Swan, to open the first official trailer for Breaking Dawn: Part 2, which hit the Internet this morning and which, we must say, is pretty darn awesome!