Twerking

OK, look, these past few days have been hard. Really hard.

Pretty close to unbearable, even.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are returning to reality TV with a new venture that looks about as "Speidi" as you can possibly get.

There's a fine line between being sweet and being a stalker.

The question is whether Andrew Crain has crossed it.

This video of a pregnant woman Twerking like it's her job would have been notable simply for its existence, but then comes the big twist at the end.

Viral. Gold. Can you guess it? Prepare to watch and cringe below ...

Someone should really tell the young woman in the following video that Twerking is SOOOO 2014.

Someone should also tell her to close the frickin car door.

If you've ever seen photos of Floyd Mayweather posing with cash, then you know the man has a lot of money, and he enjoys nothing more than sharing that fact with his millions of Instagram followers.

As Jerry Seinfeld once mused, there's good naked and there's bad naked.

Similarly, there's also good Twerking and bad Twerking.

Yup. Now we've seen it all.

Following the trends of Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus and many others, an unnamed turtle is making the viral rounds today because he's making the most of his bath time.

Jessica Vanessa formerly worked as a kindergarten teaching assistant.

Now? She works as someone who works it!

Step off, Nicki Minaj. Or at least take a step back and nod approvingly, 'cause Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea are giving "Anaconda" a run for its money.

The O.G. "Booty" queen is back with an outrageously sexy song by that name, featuring and co-starring the equally curvaceous rapper Iggy Azalea.

Miley Cyrus kept her clothes on for a performance in San Juan over the weekend.

But now the singer is under fire for wearing something extra on stage.

Excuse her, Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift.

But you may need to make room in your Twerk-Off for Amber Rose because... dizzamn!!!

For many years, in many different ways, Miley Cyrus made it clear that she was no longer Hannah Montana.

She posed sort of provocatively. She dropped all kinds of comments. She released more adult music.

Over the past two days, two of music's biggest names have released new music videos.

First, there was Taylor Swift with "Shake It Off." Next came Nicki Minaj with "Anaconda."

After weeks spent teasing it (mostly while wearing a g-string), Nicki Minaj finally released the music video for "Anaconda" very early this morning.

And almost every second of the footage is Nicki Minaj at her most Nicki Minaj-est.

Yup, it actually does get more disturbing than this small woman Twerking on the jiggles of a giant beer belly.

And, no, we're not talking about this small woman Twerking on the jiggles of this giant beer belly.