Oberyn Martell vs. Gregor Clegane: Game of Thrones Tale of the Tape!

Oberyn Martell vs. Gregor Clegane: Game of Thrones Tale of the Tape!

It's going down this Sunday on Game of Thrones! The fight of the 15th Century between Oberyn "The Red Viper" Martell and Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane to decide the fate of Tyrion "Pour Me Another" Lannister.

This showdown will make T.I. vs. Floyd Mayweather look like a septa's sewing lesson and we've got all the facts you need to help you pick a winner and fleece your friends for every gold dragon they're worth:

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Tale of the Tape: Bobby Brown vs. Chris Brown!

Tale of the Tape: Bobby Brown vs. Chris Brown!

Bobby Brown and Chris Brown. Both controversial figures who share a surname and other attributes. Both R&B singers have found themselves in the news lately for unrelated, semi-scandalous reasons. Both frequent THG conversation topics.

Which Brown is best? Or the least terrible? Time for a THG Tale of the Tape!

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Linsanity vs. Lindsanity: THG Tale of the Tape!

Linsanity vs. Lindsanity: THG Tale of the Tape!

The last man off the bench just a few weeks ago, New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin is lighting up NBA opponents and causing Linsanity in the sports world.

Battling lawsuits, probation restrictions, stalkers and clothing 24/7, Lindsay Lohan creates a different kind of Lindsanity every time she leaves the house.

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Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: Baltimore Ravens vs. Houston Texans

Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: Baltimore Ravens vs. Houston Texans

We're back with yet another NFL playoff preview, as THG helps readers make predictions for the second round of this mini-tournament via a series of in-depth, vital comparisons between teams. So far, they have yielded the following results:

Up next: the Baltimore Ravens versus the Houston Texans. Let's find out which will win and why...

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Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: Cincinnati Bengals vs. Houston Texans

Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: Cincinnati Bengals vs. Houston Texans

The NFL will feature four Divisional Round playoff games this week, three of which we've already determined the results for via a detailed, scientific comparison of players and team traits. To wit:

Now, for the matchup that will air actually first tomorrow afternoon, let's rundown the most important aspects of the Cincinnati Bengals and the Houston Texans...

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Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: New Orleans Saints vs. Detroit Lions

Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: New Orleans Saints vs. Detroit Lions

On the heels of the NFL Divisional Playoffs, THG is previewing the quartet of matchups on tap this weekend. Already, our astute analysis has revealed:

Now, it's on to the Saturday night game between the New Orleans Saints and Detroit Lions. We know a lot of points will be scored. Let's compare the most important aspects of each time to find out more...

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Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: New York Giants vs. Atlanta Falcons

Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: New York Giants vs. Atlanta Falcons

With the NFL playoffs kicking off this weekend, THG is giving fans a unique look into every Divisional Round matchup.

We've already given clear reasons why the Broncos will defeat the Steelers, for example, and now it's time to turn our attention to the New York Giants vs. the Atlanta Falcons. Which of these inconsistent squads will come out on top? Let's compare the teams in a variety of key areas and find out...

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Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: Denver Broncos vs. Pittsburgh Steelers

Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: Denver Broncos vs. Pittsburgh Steelers

The NFL playoffs get underway this weekend, with four Divisional Round matchups across the AFC and the NFC.

Which Wild Card teams might pull an upset? Forget listening to Vegas or ESPN experts. Over the next few days, THG will breakdown each game, giving readers the inside scoop on what's what really important, along with which team has the edge in each showdown...

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Tale of the Tape: Ted Williams vs. Ted Williams!

Tale of the Tape: Ted Williams vs. Ted Williams!

They share the same name, but little else.

In this edition of the THG Tale of the Tape, we compare Rex Sox legend Ted Williams with golden-voiced homeless man Ted Williams. What are their similarities? Differences? Who will prevail in a personal 10-round battle? Let's find out...

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Tale of the Tape: Tyke Edition!

Tale of the Tape: Tyke Edition!

The Hollywood Gossip staff is excited to bring back our Tale of the Tape, the Internet sensation in which we break down various matchups within the celebrity gossip world.

This week, our editors had no choice but to pit a pair of newborns against one another. We hope Mason Dash Disick and Hank Baskett IV live long, happy, fruitful lives; but it's not clear if this is possible.

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Tale of the Tape: Kate Hudson vs. Kim Kardashian

Tale of the Tape: Kate Hudson vs. Kim Kardashian

The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring back Tale of the Tape, in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity gossip world.

This edition of TOTT takes on special meaning with the beginning of the World Series in Yankee Stadium tonight. One of our participants will be there.

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Tale of the Tape: Kate Gosselin vs. Octomom

The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity gossip world.

The following battle is one involving two notorious celebrity moms we are really sick of, yet can't get enough of. We know. It's a strange relationship.

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Tale of the Tape: Jason Mesnick vs. Ray J

Tale of the Tape: Jason Mesnick vs. Ray J

The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity gossip world. The following battle is one involving two upcoming - and sexy - reality TV stars.

Jason Mesnick won the hearts of millions on The Bachelorette, only to be nixed by DeAnna Pappas. But he'll be back as The Bachelor in January! Meanwhile, former amateur porn director Ray J apparently landed a dating show, too.

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Tale of the Tape: Alex Rodriguez vs. Derek Jeter

The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity world. The following battle has been brewing for years - and not just because of an on-field rivalry.

Since his trade to the Yankees in 2004, Alex Rodriguez has been a lightning rod (haha) for controversy, choking in the playoffs and boinking manly strippers. Star teammate Derek Jeter, meanwhile, just quietly does his (play) thing(s).

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Tale of the Tape: Carrie Underwood vs. Jessica Simpson

The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, a feature in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity world. The following one that has been brewing for awhile - and is getting more heated by the day.

Carrie Underwood, our current Caption Contest subject, used to date Tony Romo, who is now dating Jessica Simpson. But he may still be pining for Carrie, and Jessica is jealous, and apparently talkin' smack about Carrie (see photo below)!

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Tale of the Tape: David Cook vs. David Archuleta

The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, a feature in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity world. The following is an obvious one.

Next week, David Cook will take on David Archuleta in what may be the most anticipated American Idol finals match-up of all-time. Forget Tuesday night, though.

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Tale of the Tape: Brooklyn Decker vs. Cynthia Rodriguez

Tale of the Tape: Brooklyn Decker vs. Cynthia Rodriguez

The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity world you probably never considered. Because they are pointless, and above all, not real.

Two of our favorite athletes, Yankees slugger A-Rod (Alex Rodriguez) and tennis star A-Rodd (Andy Roddick) are no stranger to media attention - but it's their lovely significant others who have been getting equal exposure of late.

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Tale of the Tape: Blake Lewis vs. Blake Lively vs. Blake Fielder-Civil

Tale of the Tape: Blake Lewis vs. Blake Lively vs. Blake Fielder-Civil

The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity world you probably never considered. Because they are pointless, and above all, not real.

Today's showdown features a trio of namesakes - each of which was an unknown before bursting onto the Hollywood gossip scene (for varying reasons) this year.

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