Linsanity vs. Lindsanity: THG Tale of the Tape!
by Free Britney at .The last man off the bench just a few weeks ago, New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin is lighting up NBA opponents and causing Linsanity in the sports world.
Battling lawsuits, probation restrictions, stalkers and clothing 24/7, Lindsay Lohan creates a different kind of Lindsanity every time she leaves the house.
From New York to Los Angeles, how do these gripping phenomena stack up against each other? Let's find out in a THG Tale of the Tape showdown!
1. NEW YORK POST COVER HEADLINE
Lin: AMASIAN!
Lindsay: SMASHED
Edge: Lin
2. EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND
Lin: Harvard
Lindsay: Lynwood Correctional Facility for Women
Edge: Lin
3. 2011 EARNINGS
Lin: $473,604
Lindsay: $1,000,000+
Edge: Lindsay
4. MOST OFTEN SEEN ...
Lin: On the court
Lindsay: In the courtroom
Edge: Lin

5. CAN'T GO ...
Lin: To his left
Lindsay: Anywhere without an ankle monitor
Edge: Lindsay
6. TROUBLING SIBLING FUN FACT
Lin: Brother plays for Division III Hamilton College
Lindsay: Sister weighs approximately 80 pounds
Edge: Lin
7. SELLS OUT ...
Lin: Madison Square Garden
Lindsay: Newsstands with nude Playboy pics
Edge: Even
8. OFTEN COMPARED TO ...
Lin: Tim Tebow
Lindsay: Marilyn Monroe
Edge: Lindsay
9. BEST KNOWN FOR NAILING ...
Lin: Clutch jumpers
Lindsay: Samantha Ronson
Edge: Lin
10. TAKES BALLS ...
Lin: To the hole!
Lindsay: Ditto!
Edge: Even
VERDICT: Sorry Lindsay. The Knicks' baller continues his torrid streak, notching a 5-3 win. Lohan's career comeback is progressing, but Jeremy's just on fire right now.