American Idol Top Nine: Sanjaya Malakar Doesn’t Suck
Reading Time: < 1 minuteLast night’s celebrity coach, Tony Bennett, has made 106 albums. In other words: these American Idol contestants have a looooong …
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Sanjaya Malakar Fever Spreads to Kentucky Fried Chicken
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIf Boston Market starts to support Heather Mills, then we’re outta here. It’s difficult enough to stick around now that …
Heather Mills: The Sanjaya Malakar of Dancing with the Stars
Reading Time: 2 minutesABC and FOX may be competitors, but they have something in common when it comes to their top-rated reality TV …
Stephen Colbert Puts Laguna Beach, Sanjaya’s Hair, Salma Hayek’s Fiance, …
Reading Time: < 1 minuteOnce again, the incomparable Stephen Colbert has taken the time out of his hit Comedy Central show, The Colbert Report, …
Music Critic Actually Likes Sanjaya Malakar
Reading Time: < 1 minuteGet ready for our next headline: Nun Actually Likes Tricia Helfer Nude Pics. You see, Michael Corcoran is a music …
Photo Finish: Will Ferrell vs. Sanjaya Malakar
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMaybe Sanjaya Malakar will finally lose a vote now. While the American Idol contestant’s hair – and really poor singing …
American Idol Top 10: Sanjaya Malakar’s Hair Steals the Show
Reading Time: < 1 minuteApparently, a few people sang on American Idol last night. That’s what we’ve been told, at least. But forgive us …
American Idol Fan Hungers for Sanjaya Malakar Elimination
Reading Time: 2 minutesSanjaya Malakar survived to sing poorly for another week after last night’s American Idol results show. This may make the …
Sanjaya Malakar Lives to Fight Another Day on American Idol
Reading Time: < 1 minuteAnd by “fight,” of course, we mean “sing as badly as Brooke Hogan.” On American Idol last night, viewers continued …