Leaked Walmart Emails: Sales Suck!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteShares of Walmart stock plummeted late last week after an internal company email was made public, one in which February …
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Burger King Twitter Hacked: Now With 99% Bath Salts!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteBurger King’s Twitter was hacked today. It was hilarious. In the last half hour, the fast food giant’s account on …
Janay Mcfarlane Killed the Same Day Sister Attended Obama Gun Control Speech
Reading Time: 2 minutesChicago woman Janay Mcfarlane, 18, was killed the same day her sister sat behind President Barack Obama as he pushed …
Presidents Day Face-Off: Lincoln vs. Washington!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteHappy Presidents Day! True American heroes don’t come any truer than George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, two giants of history …
Maker’s Mark Apologizes for Alcohol Dilution, Reverses Stance
Reading Time: < 1 minuteMaker’s Mark has essentially sent two messages to its purveyors: We’re very sorry. You can go back to getting really …
Pro-Dorner Protestors Gather Outside LAPD Headquarters
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA handful of protestors took to the streets outside LAPD headquarters in California yesterday, showing support not so much for …
Megan Crafton, Indiana H.S. Cheerleading Coach, Pleads Guilty to Giving Student Oral …
Reading Time: 2 minutesMegan Crafton, an Indiana high school cheerleading coach, admitted in a plea deal that she performed oral sex on a …
Man Slaps Crying Baby, Calls It The N-Word
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA 60-year old man named Joe Rickey Hundley has been charged with simple assault after flipping out this month on …
Jennifer Dempsey Accused of Catfishing For Teenage Boys, Faking Cancer For Sympathy
Reading Time: 2 minutesJennifer Dempsey, a married Arizona woman, is accused of seducing two teenagers in a catfishing scam … all while faking …
Valentine’s Day Fallout: Breakups Spike on “D-Day”
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThere’s V-Day, and then there’s D-Day, when breakups happen with surprising frequency and divorce attorneys’ phones start ringing off the …