Florida Man and Florida Woman Get Into Burrito-Based Brawl
Reading Time: < 1 minuteBy now, it’s nearly impossible to be surprised by the actions of Florida men, not when these creatures go around …
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Garry Shandling Cause of Death Revealed
Reading Time: 2 minutesWe have an update on the tragic death of Garry Shandling. As previously reported, the 66-year old comedian and actor …
44-Year-Old Man Gets Bionic Penis, FINALLY Loses Virginity
Reading Time: 2 minutesGood on ya, old boy! In September 2014, Mohammed Abad, went on national TV in the UK to share a …
Internet Names New Polar Research Vessel “Boaty McBoatface”
Reading Time: 2 minutesAccording to Fortune, while the state-of-the-art $288 million vessel is being built, the council conducted a poll for people to …
Slurpee Doughnut Makes Debut, Portends Apocalpyse
Reading Time: < 1 minuteHow many times has the following situation happened to you? You go into a 7-Eleven. You purchase a Slurpee. And …
Richard Simmons: I’m Doing Just Fine, Thanks!
Reading Time: 2 minutesRichard Simmons is alive and doing well. According to Richard Simmons, at least. Over the weekend, The New York Daily …
Jade Roper Reveals Teenage Rape: Read Her Message
Reading Time: 2 minutesJade Roper has taken to Instagram in order to open up about the most personal and harrowing of experiences: She …
Cara McCollum, Former Miss America Contestant, Dies in Car Crash
Reading Time: < 1 minuteCara McCollum, a former Miss New Jersey winner who competed in the 2013 Miss America pageant, died on Monday morning …
Viola Beach Members ALL Killed in Horrific Car Crash
Reading Time: < 1 minuteTragedy has struck the world of music. All four members of the British band Viola Beach were killed in a …
Antonin Scalia Dies; Supreme Court Justice Was 79
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSupreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was reportedly found dead in his room at a luxury resort in West Texas this …