Florida Man Arrested for Driving Naked, Wearing Wires on His Penis
Reading Time: 2 minutesA Florida man has been arrested for the most unusual of reasons. Okay, that may be an exaggeration. It may …
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Indians Fan Knocks Out Cubs Fan in One-Sided Post Game-7 Bout
Reading Time: 3 minutesThere was widespread violent hysteria in the streets of Chicago last night. And on an unrelated note, the Cubs finally …
Chicago Cubs Capture First World Series Title Since 1908
Reading Time: 3 minutesWe can finally forget about the Curse of the Billy Goat. And focus instead on a World Series that will …
Brock Turner Rape Victim Speaks Out, Declares: I’m a Survivor
Reading Time: 5 minutesFor the first time since Brock Turner was freed from prison, the woman he raped has released a public statement. Turner, …
Filippo Corsini Dead: Italian Prince Killed in Freak Accident
Reading Time: 2 minutesFilippo Corsini, an Italian Prince, was killed in London after a freak cycling accident that dragged him through 30 yards …
Juliet Simms, Former The Voice Runner-Up, Handcuffed and Hauled Off Plane
Reading Time: 2 minutesJuliet Simms has gone from impressing viewers with her blind audition to getting thrown off an airplane for being blindingly …
Student Drives Drunk, Snaps Topless Selfie, Crashes Into Police Car
Reading Time: 2 minutesA 19-year-old Texas A&M University student was arrested on Wednesday night. For being an all-time idiot, basically. According to the …
Man Sips From Wife’s Menstrual Cup, Kills Entire Internet at Once
Reading Time: 2 minutesA man on Reddit openly admitted that he discovered he’d accidentally been drinking from his wife’s menstrual cup – which, …
Former Miss Finland: Donald Trump “Squeezed My Butt” Because I Look Like …
Reading Time: 3 minutesSadly, we’ve reached the point where it’s no great shock to learn that another woman has accused Donald Trump of …
Woman’s Shiny Legs Vex Internet, Lead to Mass Hysteria
Reading Time: 2 minutesRemember The Dress? Remember spending several hours trying to decide whether it was white and gold or blue and black …