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Carole Baskin: I Have PROOF I Didn't Feed My Husband to Tigers!

Carole Baskin: I Have PROOF I Didn't Feed My Husband to Tigers!

Unless you've taken your self-isolation so seriously that you're currently in an underground bunker reading the nutrition labels on canned goods for entertainment, then you're probably familiar with the outrageously popular Neflix docu-series Tiger King.

One of the many, many reasons the series has become such a sensation is that it raises as many questions as it answers.

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Amber Portwood to Gary Shirley: You Have to Stop Me From Killing Myself!

Amber Portwood to Gary Shirley: Stop Me From Killing Myself!

A lot of different words come to mind when one is tasked with describing Amber -- some of them complimentary, others not so much.

But from her biggest fans to her most bitter detractors, we're sure everyone would agree that the word which best describes Ms. Portwood is "intense."

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Kate Middleton & Prince William: The Coronavirus Crisis Is Preparing Us to Be King and Queen!

Kate Middleton & Prince William: We're Ready to Take on the Coronavirus!

By now, we certainly don't need to tell you about the coronavirus pandemic or the devastating impact it's having on just about every aspect of life in all corners of the world.

The US -- specifically New York -- is the hardest hit area thus far, but few countries have escaped the effects of this worsening global health crisis.

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Carole Baskin: Murder Investigation Reopened Following Tiger King Uproar?!

Carole Baskin: Murder Investigation Reopened!

The Netflix series Tiger King is a near-flawless piece of documentary filmmaking, but if you'll allow us to engage in a bit of nit-picking, we have pinpointed a couple minor defects:

For one thing, all of the protagonists are so deeply f--ked up that choosing one to root for is a virtual impossibility.

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Maci Bookout: I Still Love Amber Portwood! My Husband, On the Other Hand ...

Maci Bookout: I Still Love Amber Portwood!

When it comes to the subtle art of avoiding drama and controversy, Maci Bookout is much more talented than most of her Teen Mom cast mates. 

In fact, aside from Chelsea Houska, no other star in the Teen Mom galaxy has proven so adept at remaining in the spotlight while avoiding the usual pitfalls of fame.

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Joe Exotic to Donald Trump: Get Me Out Jail So We Can Party With Some Bigly Cats!

Joe Exotic to Donald Trump: Ya Gotta Get Me Out Jail!

At this point, we assume you're at least passingly familiar with the saga of Joseph Allen Schreibvogel Maldonado Passage, aka Joe Exotic, the gun-toting, polygamous country singer/politician/big cat enthusiast at the center of Netflix's most outrageous documentary series.

If you're somehow unaware of Joe and the absolutely bonkers misadventures that have quickly made him 2020's most-memeable public figure, we encourage you to drop everything and binge watch Tiger King at your earliest convenience.

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Cardi B Wants to Get Joe Exotic Out of Jail: Carole Baskin Is An Evil B-tch!

Cardi B Wants to Get Joe Exotic Out of Jail: Carole Baskin Is An Evil B-tch!

All over the world, people are stuck in their homes with little do except worry about the coronavirus pandemic and the resulting global economic depression.

In times like these, unlikely heroes emerge -- and because humanity is currently living out the weirdest possible timeline, the man who has come forward to offer us some much-needed distraction is an imprisoned, polygamous, mulleted, gun-toting redneck with a serious jones for big cats.

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