David Eason Cuts Self on Instagram as Sister Confirms He's Lost It

Where to Start?

David is a mess. He is an honest to goodness mess.

Ugh

We’ve known this for a long time now, ever since Jenelle was rude enough to start dating him and bring him on Teen Mom 2.

Yikes

He’s aggressive, he’s mean to her kids, there have been claims that he’s abusive to Kaiser … none of it is great.

SO MANY RED FLAGS

One of his exes had a restraining order against him because she alleged that he abused her and threatened to kill her.

And we can’t forget about how Jenelle herself called 911 and told the operator that he’d knocked her down and pinned her to the ground, and he hurt her so badly she thought he broke her collarbone.

Get Ready …

And then, of course, there’s his terrifying obsession with guns … an obsession that brought the actual Secret Service down to the Eason swamp on Friday.

David had recently shared this video of himself shooting his assault rifle, and he tagged Donald Trump in it, which is apparently not cool to do.

What a Ride

The Secret Service came to investigate the percieved threat, and he said that he told them to leave and not to come back without a warrant.

Too Much. Dave

In a video he posted on his Instagram story after the incident, he told the officers who came to his home “I’m very flattered that you come on out to my house just to check things out and all, but don’t be a f-cking bitch. I’m gonna start postin’ guns and puttin’ #trump every f-cking time. So go f-ck yourself!”

Cool, Cool

He then showed off his ammunition, as well as some poison darts he has, because he is clearly a well-adjusted individual.

Wow

Next, he said that the gate to their home was open when they came, and that’s the only reason he didn’t shoot at them.

Uh, Yeah

“You can be mad, you can take that as a threat if you want to,” he continued. “But you already know that anybody who comes on my property that is trespassing is liable to get f-cking killed. Let that be a warning to anyone who wants to look up my address and come to my motherf-cking house. Anybody.”

Seems Reasonable

“I’ve got guns for target practice, huntin’ fishin’, I’ve got guns for self protection and I’ve got guns for shootin’ crackheads. I’ve got guns for shootin’ snakes, bears, I’ve got everything. I don’t care if you’re the police, if you’re the motherf-cking Swat Team, if you’re the President himself, my mama, I don’t care who you are. You don’t come on my property unless you call me first. From now on, the gate is always locked.”

Taking It Easy

All of that happened on Friday, then on Saturday, he and Jenelle took the kids to the aquarium.

Getting the Party Started

But on Saturday evening? That’s when things got wild.

Sure, David

He posted this, which surely convinced all of us that he does, in fact, have a big dick.

Oh No

But then he started playing that “game” where you lay your hand on a table, spread your fingers, and take a knife and stab the space between your fingers. You know, you go faster and faster until you cut yourself. This is fun.

Neat

As you can see in that screenshot from his video, he did end up cutting himself. What a fun way to spend a Saturday night!

No Good Signs

This is all a whole bunch of scary, deeply concerning behavior, and now David’s sister, Jessica Eason, has taken the time to weigh in on the situation.

Oh

Spoiler: it’s pretty much all Jenelle’s fault.

Shocking

When Jessica was asked on Twitter if this kind of behavior is normal for him, she replied with “He’s feeding off the attention.”

A Big Change

“We dont know this new guy…” she said of the person David has become, “poisonous poonanny has entered into his bloodstream.”

True

Specifically about the incident with the Secret Service, she said that her brother is “Acting so tough as if they couldn’t sniper him in .05 seconds.” She also said that “He needs to stop being an idiot.”

Also True

“I feel sorry for him. He has lost his mind and his heart.”

Scary

“She’s the most horrible creature I’ve ever met,” she wrote of Jenelle. “She has disrespected everyone she’s ever met in our family. I do believe she has brought out the worst in David, and I think he hates himself.”

So Much Attention

She kept telling her followers that David is just acting this way because he enjoys the attention it gets him, and she even said “I think he’s fueling himself w the attention and instead of being smart with it, he’s acting like a villain.. I’m sorry. I cant change him or I would.”

Looking on the Bright Side?

When it comes to the Eason family, Jessica explained that “Mama and Daddy talk to David once in a while. No one likes Jenelle, at all. And we are ALL appalled by David’s behavior.”

A Family Divided

“‘Maybe things will get better one day’ is the most common positive term used by our family when referring to David and this whole new situation since he’s been w ‘her’.”

Living the Dream

She also spoke on the people who are worried for Jenlle’s safety during this wild and horrifying time by tweeting “I just dont understand why someone would think something’s suddenly wrong with her. She loves this garbage as much as he does.”

You Sure

“He isn’t going to hurt their kids or Jenelle,” she insisted. “All of this attention is making him come up with more ideas to show off his stupidity.”

Sorry, Nope

We wish all this information made us feel better, but it really does not. If he’s doing everything for attention, even going so far as to threaten the Secret Service, what WOULDN’T he do for attention?