Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, is as quotable as she is insane looking. Check out some of her most memorable lines here.
Air and Light

In recent weeks I haven’t been hungry at all. I’m hoping it’s the final stage before I can subsist on air and light alone.
Deep Revulsion

The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me.
Communication

My communication with aliens is not verbal – we speak the language of light.
Real-Life Barbie

Overnight, websites started screaming about the real-life Barbie, a dumb blonde girl. I am sure it was some sort of contract order aimed…
Negative Wave

I also think somebody is behind all the bad comments about me, as the negative wave [in my comments] began as soon as my spiritual…
Beauty

Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this….
Aliens

I have learned a lot from my contact with [the aliens]. Now I know that my spirit is very old. And also that humans are the least…
Combination Skin

I have combination skin. I get shiny within twenty minutes indoors.
I’m a Teacher

IâÂÂm a teacher at the School of Out-of-Body Travel. It’s an international school in which our instructors show students how to leave their…
Astral Trips

I have already published a book about my astral trips. My plan is to develop my music career. I already have more than 100 songs in my…
Professional Climber

IâÂÂm a professional mountain climber. I trek up the Himalayas and live far away from civilization for weeks at a time. I have traveled all…
Spirituality

Everything derives from my spiritual practices. My mood is created by meditation and energy techniques. It makes me want to see…
Responsibility

I believe that because of [my appearance] I have a responsibility to bring more good, light, and positive emotions to people. I want to…
On Parenting

They don’t think about what they can give this child, what they can teach her. They just try to shape her according to some weird…
What Are Kids For?

What would you keep children for? So they can get you a glass of water when you’re on your deathbed?