Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, is as quotable as she is insane looking. Check out some of her most memorable lines here.
1. Air and Light
In recent weeks I haven't been hungry at all. I'm hoping it's the final stage before I can subsist on air and light alone.
2. Deep Revulsion
The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me.
My communication with aliens is not verbal - we speak the language of light.
4. Real-Life Barbie
Overnight, websites started screaming about the real-life Barbie, a dumb blonde girl. I am sure it was some sort of contract order aimed at ruining my reputation.
5. Negative Wave
I also think somebody is behind all the bad comments about me, as the negative wave [in my comments] began as soon as my spiritual seminars first became popular.
Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this. Ethnicities are mixing now, so there's degeneration, and it didn't used to be like that.
I have learned a lot from my contact with [the aliens]. Now I know that my spirit is very old. And also that humans are the least sophisticated civilization - we’re on the lowest level of evolution.
8. Combination Skin
I have combination skin. I get shiny within twenty minutes indoors.
9. I'm a Teacher
I’m a teacher at the School of Out-of-Body Travel. It's an international school in which our instructors show students how to leave their physical body and travel in their spiritual body, where you can visit any place on the planet and in the universe. I know that this is the future of mankind and that it has huge potential. Hidden reserves will be tapped soon.
10. Astral Trips
I have already published a book about my astral trips. My plan is to develop my music career. I already have more than 100 songs in my repertoire. No matter how many bad things people say about me, soon I’ll become a pop star and a popular teacher about out-of-body experiences.
11. Professional Climber
I’m a professional mountain climber. I trek up the Himalayas and live far away from civilization for weeks at a time. I have traveled all over, and I love extreme recreation and adrenaline. I’m not afraid of anything, and I love taking risks. I love the unknown. I observe the flow of energy and bring its vibrations into my work.
Everything derives from my spiritual practices. My mood is created by meditation and energy techniques. It makes me want to see everything as beautiful and bright, refined and original. I’m an idealist and a perfectionist, and I want my looks to reflect the world within me and how I feel.
I believe that because of [my appearance] I have a responsibility to bring more good, light, and positive emotions to people. I want to share my art and my music and tell people about my spiritual ideas. When you feel happy, you want to tell everyone about it so that others become happier too.
14. On Parenting
They don't think about what they can give this child, what they can teach her. They just try to shape her according to some weird script—whatever they couldn't do in life, like becoming a writer or a doctor. Or some woman who's almost 30 and thinks no one needs her, she says, 'Oh, I'll have a kid. He will love me and become my reason to live.' And then this kid becomes a soccer ball she and her boyfriend will kick back and forth.
15. What Are Kids For?
What would you keep children for? So they can get you a glass of water when you're on your deathbed?