For Kailyn Lowry, one was not fun.
And two gave her an idea of what next to do.
Three? She wasn't content to let that be.
And then very recently there was four... which has apparently made her want even more.
We write here in rhyme about the reality star, her kids and the stunning fact that she never seems satisfied with the number of sons she pumps out on a semi-regular basis.
To many women, having a quartet of children by age 28 would be plenty.
Especially when you have them with three different men, none of whom you get along with all that well and one of whom you don't trust at all.
But this is what makes Kailyn Lowry special, we guess.
This is all an overly fancy and wordy way of saying the following:
Kailyn is already planning to get pregnant again!
“I think I need help because I don’t know why I would be thinking about another baby so soon after birth,” the Teen Mom 2 star told Us Weekly a few days ago while promoting season 10 of the MTV program.
We don't want to tell someone else to seek professional assistance... but Lowry just welcomed her fourth son.
With controversial baby daddy Chris Lopez by her side at home, Lowry overcame a scary delivery to add a young man named Lux to an immediate famiily that includes three other boys under the age of 11.
“It’s the pregnancy that’s so hard!" Lowry explained to the aforementionedd tabloid.
"I’m 28 and I know people are older now and they’re having babies, but my body is not the same as it was when I was 16.
"The pregnancy towards the end was so difficult and I was just so ready to not be pregnant.”
Along this line of reasoning, the reality star told Us that she would rather have more children … sooner, as opposed to later.
“I can let my body fully recover [after that] and be done with my childrearing years," she said.
This is true, we suppose.
However, there's the alternate possibility: She could simply not get pregnant again.
Kailyn shares newborn Creed and three-year old Lux with Lopez.
She's also the mother to Isaac, 10, and Lincoln, 6, with Jo Rivera and Javi Marroquin, respectively.
In July, the Pothead Haircare creator echoed this same sentiment, saying on her podcast that six children is her “max.”
"I don’t think that I would have ever pictured myself, like, ten years ago when I had Isaac, having four kids. But now … I would not have more than six," she told listeners.
Why would Lowry put her body through this ordeal?
When she isn't even dating anyone? When she already cares for enough sons to start a boy band someday? When she's admitted to being depressed as a single mom?
Is it because she really wants a daughter?
Kailyn was asked this question over the summer by podcast co-host Lindsie Chrisley.
Lowry replied at the time as follows:
“I think if you would’ve asked me two years ago, I would say, ‘Yeah, I’m going to keep trying until I have a girl,’ but now it’s just like, ‘I don’t think I’m done having kids whether it’s a boy or a girl.’”
Season 10 of Teen Mom 2 premieres to MTV on Tuesday, September 1 at 8/7c.