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Kailyn Lowry is pregnant.

Very, very pregnant.

Kailyn Baby Bump

Right now she’s about 35 weeks along, which means she’s only five weeks away from her due date, which is sometime in late July.

But remember, this is her fourth child, so there’s a very good chance she won’t make it all the way till then.

Nope, Kail’s baby could be coming pretty darn soon.

Kailyn Lowry at 29 Weeks

Naturally, of course, she’s been getting prepared.

We’ve seen her decorating the nursery, and we’ve heard her talking about baby gear, and other things you’d expect.

And what’s another big part – maybe the biggest – of getting ready for a brand new baby? Picking a name, of course!

Kailyn Lowry Bikini Action

For all of her other children, she’s waited until the birth to find out the sex, but this time around, she checked early.

The 28-year-old Delaware resident has known for a long time now that she’s having another boy this summer.

So you’d think she’d have already settled on a name, right?

Kailyn Lowry Maternity Photo

If you recall, Lux went weeks without a name after he was born in 2017. You’d think she’d avoid a repeat of that scenario.

Well, if you thought that … well, you were wrong.

Sometimes, stars really are just like us, as celebrity gossip magazine Us likes to say, because Kail’s having a hard time!

Deciding on a name is just so hard, y’all.

Yesterday, the reality star shared a list of "30 Great Names" that are supposed to be "given to less than 50 boys."

She also made it an option to write something in, so it seemed like she was asking for opinions on these names.

Unfortunately, it was easy to see why these names had been given to so few kids … if you know what we mean.

Kailyn Lowry and Trio of Kids

We mean the names are kind of totally terrible.

Quill? Oak? Evren?

If that’s your name, reading this, we apologize. We don’t mean any offense to any of our readers or fellow humans.

But come on now.

Lowry, Kailyn Rae

Interestingly enough, the surname of one of her Teen Mom friends, Catelynn Lowell, was on the list. Lowell.

As was a different spelling of her own nickname, Kail. Both might be kinda unique and cool options.

So is this it?

Kailyn Lowry Bikini

Is her fourth baby going to have one of these names?

Will Loxley Lowry-Lopez be entering the world soon?

We can’t say.

But thanks to another post on her Instagram story, we do know her top picks from the list … at least as of this moment in time.

Someone wrote in "Cortland or Monty" as their suggestion, and Kailyn said "Those were also my top two from that list!"

Which means that she’s considering choosing the name Cortland.

Do you know anyone else with that name?

Oh yeah, you do. This fool.

Courtland Rogers Mugshot 2020

Courtland Rogers, Jenelle Evans’ first husband and all around terrible guy, is gonna be who anyone thinks of when they hear that name.

And of course we don’t think that that’s the reason Kail is considering the name. She probably didn’t even think about it.

But it’s just too unique a name to not be weird, right?

Jenelle and Kail

Right now, Jenelle is probably too busy to comment on this.

After all, she’s busy letting David Eason ruin every single aspect of her whole entire life and also trying to convince everyone she’s not racist.

But if she actually ends up using this name?

Kailyn Lowry Baby Bump Photo

My, oh my, we would we love to hear the things Jenelle would have to say, given their longtime relationship.

Given the recent incident when Kail and Jenelle were fat-shaming each other, they cannot be on good terms.

Hey, at least she’s not considering Kieffah.

What do you think Kail should name the new baby? And do you remember all of these Teen Mom children?