Big news out of the increasingly incestuous world of reality television today.
As fans of Vanderpump Rules know, Scheana Marie has been hooking up with Robbie Hayes of The Bachelorette fame for quite some time now.
On the last season of VPR, Scheana invited Robbie over for dinner to make Adam Spott jealous, but homie wound up eating more than an overcooked steak, if ya know what we mean.
Now, it appears that the former SUR hostess has officially promoted Robbie from pawn to king.
Insiders say Robbie and Scheana are officially a couple these days, and they were recently spotted hooking up at the Encore Beach Club in Las Vegas.
As far as we can tell, the "Good as Gold" singer has a type and that type is ... other people who star in reality shows.
There was even a point at which Scheana was dating Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, and we like to think there's an alternate universe in which they're still together, and Rahn's not having his life torn apart by Jen Harley.
Anyway, these days, Robbie's time on The Bachelorette has been overshadowed by the recent revelation that he made a sex tape with Lindsie Chrisley.
Buckle up because there are about 75 more reality shows involved in this story.
Lindsie is still in the spotlight thanks to her role as the co-host of the Coffee Convos podcast alongside Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry.
Lindsie's father, Todd Chrisley, threatened to release her sex tape, because the Chrisley Knows Best star is apparently the worst dad on the planet.
These days, Todd Chrisley is facing prison time for tax evasion, and apparently, he's hell-bent on bringing all of his estranged kids down with him.
Got all that?
Anyway, Robbie admits that he kinda, sorta made a sex tape with Lindsie, but it was an accident ... or something.
“I’m not sitting there with a camera aimed down and trying to get the angles. Like, we got caught on the security camera, basically. It was a puppy camera in her friend’s living room, the couch we crashed on,” he said during a recent podcast interview.
“We’re in the middle of dealing with it. I was just talking with [Lindsie] this past weekend in Atlanta, two days ago.”
It remains to be seen how the increasingly ugly Todd Chrisley situation will play out, but it sounds like Robbie has constant drama in his life and will remain semi-famous even though his reality career has probably already peaked.
In other words, he's Scheana's ideal mate.