We probably don't need to tell you that David Eason is the absolute worst.
He's a bigoted, abusive bully whose every action is driven by his insecurity regarding his masculinity, and everything he touches turns to sh-t.
The most obvious recent example of this is when David shot and killed Jenelle Evans' pet dog -- an 11-pound French bulldog with the menacing name of Nugget -- during one of his infamous fits of rage.
David claimed he shot the poor pooch because little Nugget represented a threat to his family's safety.
But we all know the real reason -- David is able to control his emotions about as well as your average toddler, and murdering the dog was just one more way of controlling Jenelle and ensuring that he remains the number one object of her affection.
In David's eyes, it was likely a bonus that the ensuing CPS investigation caused Jenelle to temporarily lose custody of her kids.
In his mind, Evans' affection is a finite resource, and the more of it that goes to him, the better.
Jenelle defended her husband's actions and got fired from Teen Mom 2 as a result, which was another big win for David.
He's the kind of guy who would rather starve than remain in a marriage in which his wife is the primary breadwinner.
Surely, after David engaged in so much poisonous behavior in the span of just a few months, even Jenelle would start wising up and realizing she needs to head for the hills, right?
Jenelle has been making the worst decisions imaginable for a solid decade now, and she wants the whole world to know she has every intention of keeping that streak going.
Evans posted the above "throwback" photo of herself and David, along with a caption reading, “ForeverAndAlways.”
The declaration that she plans to stick it out with the very worst dude she's ever dated (which is really saying something) received exactly the sort of reaction you would expect:
“After killing your dog … wonderful man right there [five clapping emojis]. What a joke,” one fan remarked.
“They will show this pic on the news when you come up ‘missing’ just like your dog,” another commented.
“At this point… you guys just deserve each other,” a third chimed in.
A fourth follower said what we're all thinking, writing:
“I HONESTLY dont know how you can forgive someone for killing your own pet.”
Now, there's a whole lot we'll never understand about Jenelle.
In fact, we're pretty sure she understands almost nothing about herself.
But we do know that she's basically a bundle of rage, and we'd hoped that anger that's caused so many problems for her in the past would lead her in the right direction for once and guide her away from David.
Sadly, it seems these two are a couple of very angry peas in a very angry pod.