The bad news is, we're still months away from new episodes of Vanderpump Rules.
Fortunately, the cast is providing us with plenty of drama to hold us over until the show's Season 8 premiere (which, sadly, has yet to receive a release date).
Yesterday, we reported that Jax Taylor is no longer wearing his wedding ring, less than two months after tying the knot with Britanny Cartwright.
And now, it looks like there are signs of trouble in paradise for VPR's most drama-free couple.
(Of course, Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clark might be coming for that title now that she's sworn off mixing tequila with Adderall.)
As you may recall, there was a big to-do a while back when Tom Sandoval revealed that his longtime girlfriend, Ariana Madix, made out with Lala Kent in the backseat of his car while he drove the two of them around West Hollywood.
Depending on whom you believe, the co-stars may have gone beyond making out and waded deep into the lady pond.
Whatever the case, a fan decided to randomly dredge up the incident on Ariana's Instagram page this week.
Apparently, under the impression that she was addressing Tom, the rando suggested he kick Ariana to the curb.
“I have never understood how you so easily accepted her infidelity with LaLa? Double standard? Infidelity is infidelity regardless of gender,” the user commented on Ariana’s post.
“I just do not understand, but I hope for the best of you both. I would think that would be a huge hurt."
“@elomzenski who is ‘you’? this is my page, Ya weirdo," Madix shot back.
That was the end of Ariana's direct correspondence with her hater (we give her props for abiding by the first rule of sane social media use and refraining from feeding the trolls), but she sort of addressed the efforts to stir up relationship drama with her next post.
"@tomsandoval1 is really cute and i love him. k that’s all!"
Good enough for us!
Ariana and Lala opened up about her drunken hookup with Lala during one of the Season 7 reunion shows.
“How did me and Ariana get together? I may be a little bit foggier than Ariana, so I’ll tell you what I remember, which may not be much. We went to get Mexican food, just had girl time, got s–tfaced,” Lala explained.
“So we’re in Tom’s car and at this point I’m like, ‘F–k it, she looks good tonight.”
“I was behind Tom, so I was kind of grabbing him, I’m looking at him in the rearview mirror, and that’s when I feel like I started to really sober up, because I was like, ‘What is happening right now? What is happening?’” Lala chimed in.
“Obviously Lala is super hot, so I was thinking is this maybe our … are we three gonna? … Because that sounds f–king great.”
Unfortunately, it seems like the experience wasn't as sexy for Sandoval, who was really just hankering for a quesadilla.
“I was hungry and jittery from coffee. When you’re overly sober and caffeinated and you’re around two people who are s–tfaced, it’s annoying,” he said on the after show. “You know I was like, annoyed.”
Fear not, Tom -- it's LA; there's good Mexican food and opportunities for threesomes around every corner.