Sonja Morgan, where have you been?!
Wednesday's episode of The Real Housewives of New York put the spotlight on the long-term cast member, and it was so much fun.
Luann de Lesseps, who is still struggling with the demands of her cabaret tour wasted no time in telling the ladies all about Sonja showing up at her rehearsals.
Luann was worried because Sonja was jabbering. If you watch The Real Housewives of New York online, you know that Sonja talks fast, but Luann thought the party girl was taking pills.
Sonja said she was only doing alcohol, and that the ladies should probably stop giving Luann the time of day.
While in Miami, Sonja followed that up by getting drunker, and hurling insults at her supposed friends.
She took aim at Luann for marrying Tom D'Agostino, a loser who Sonja got vertical with first.
In all honesty, Sonja should be happy she dodged a bullet with Tom. He wasn't the best suitor for any of the housewives.
Sonja then turned to Ramona because her friend got up close and personal with Harry Dubin, a man that Sonja was engaged to.
Yeah, it was a bizarre chain of events, but there was plenty more to come. Sonja had told Dorinda all about Luann bashing her.
Dorinda has had a weird relationship with Luann of late, and it seems like they're just looking for reasons to fight with each other.
"He was my lover! Why did you go there?!" Sonja shot at Luann when the ladies sat down to dinner.
"You sleep with anything!" Dorinda said to Luann with horror in her eyes. "I would never want you to sleep with anyone I ever dated!"
Luann tried to shut Dorinda up, telling her not to get involved. That did not go down well.
"Don't tell me not to get involved! I'll get involved with whatever I want to!" she shouted at her nemesis.
Dorinda then threatened legal action because she did not want her name to be in Luann's show. Sonja said that she told Luann to stop being so mean about Dorinda in the script.
"Luann, I have been your best advocate," Sonja managed to shout after too many drinks.
Luann rolled her eyes, prompting Sonja to go for the jugular.
"Oh, really? Really?! You wanna start like that?! Maybe you wanna take it down a notch right now. I came to your rehearsal. You're a f--king diva!"
"I'm not a diva," Luann said. "Don't talk to me like that."
"SHUT THE F--K UP!" Sonja hurled "GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE! DON'T YOU TELL ME NOT TO TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, I WILL TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT!"
Luann decided it was best to leave the whole scenario, so she made her way to the bedroom.
Bethenny Frankel arrived to the party late but heard EVERYTHING. She made her way to Luann's room to dole out some advice.
"I'm here to talk. I'm not here to listen," Bethenny said as she entered the room. B said that Luann was bordering on obsessed with her cabaret show.
Luann did not care enough to acknowledge her friend's concerns and Bethenny left.
What do you think of all the drama?
RHONY continues Wednesdays on Bravo.