Let's get this out of the way up front:
Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are husband and wife.
We're sorry to break it to you, teenage women around the globe, but it's true.
The superstars shocked their fans this past summer when first they got engaged and then, just several weeks later, they stopped by a courthouse in New York City and exchanged vows.
It was casual. It was informal. It was confusing, at first at least.
Did the couple actually get hitched? Or merely get their wedding license?
In October, however, Baldwin confiirmed that she was, indeed, Mrs. Justin Bieber.
Again: we're very sorry, basically every woman on the planet under the age of 25.
It's long been rumored, however, that Bieber and Baldwin were going to hold an actual wedding ceremony, including a giant celebration with family members, friends and loved ones.
According to TMZ, this ceremony and reception is now planned.
Insiders close to the famous couple say that the big day will take place on the weekend of March 1.
As loyal Beliebers know, of course, this is the date on which Bieber turns 25.
Moreover, these second round of nuptials will reportedly take place in Los Angeles; or at least the Los Angeles area.
Why would Hailey and Justin make this decision, considering most of Bieber's family resides on the East Coast or in Canada?
It's simple, TMZ writes: the weather sucks on those regions in late winter! We're not being harsh here, we're just stating a meterological fact.
Lastly, this report emphasizes that the ceremony will be heavily in religious in nature, which does make a lot of sense:
The courthouse wedding was quick and strictly legal, while Justin and Hailey have embraced God and faith more than ever these days.
As for who will be invited?
This may be the most sought-after wedding invitation since Prince Harry and Meghan Markle tied the knot.
But all we know for now is that Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott are invited. Which is just, like, okay, sure, whatever.
Once the stars go public as husband and wife, the question will then turn to when Bieber and Baldwin will have children.
They're young, but it sounds as if this may happen in the very near future.
"I love kids," Baldwin told Vogue in November. "I can’t wait to have my own."
She didn't elaborate on when this might happen, on when Bieber's sperm will fertilize her egg, but Hailey did say that being a mother is "closer [to] reality" now than ever before.