The cast of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation was tasked with its most important mission of all-time this week:
Finding a new home to crash in for awhile.
As you’ll find out below, the residence needed to include at least one prominent feature — and as you’ll also find out below, Snooki can really drink!
First, however, she and JWOWW paid a visit to an extremely pregnant Deena Cortese.
She explained to her friends how she recently had a scare and was subsequently ordered to be on bed rest until her next checkup.
Describing the "scariest moment" of her life, Deena said she began bleeding randomly about halfway through her pregnancy.
She assured her fellow MTV stars that she was fine now, but she would be unable to join them on the aforementioned house search.
"I totally get it because I was pregnant once," a sad Snooki told the camera, possibly forgetting that she actually has two kids.
From there, it was Deena and JWOWW’s turn to fill Snooki in on everything that went down in Atlantic City a few days before, including Ronnie Ortiz-Magro’s insane blowup with Jen Harley over … well… nothing at all, really.
There was also the matter of the Staten Island love triangle that formed among Vinny Guadagnino, Angelina Pivarnick and Angelina’s fiance, Chris.
Speaking of that latter storyline:
In a later scene, Angelina was telling Chris about her forthcoming stay in the new Shore House when Vinny popped up in conversation.
Chris was pretty chill about him at first, but then… not so much.
"When you were out having your guys’ day, did you guys talk about anything serious?" Angelina asked.
"Vinny was saying something like, ‘You seem like a normal guy, so what are you gonna marry Angelina for?’" Chris responded.
"Why’s he asking you that?" Angelina asked prior to answering her own question. "Because he secretly loves me. And you know what? I don’t blame him for loving me because he should love me."
"How do we keep coming back to the same topic?" Chris shot back. "Maybe you’re in love with him."
"Chris, shut up," Angelina said. "Ew! Gross! Hell no. You’re an ass."
But enough about them.
We now turn to the home Snooki found on Craigslist, a lovely looking abode that was only missing one key element: a beach!
Ronnie met up with his pal there and the two proceeded to get totally sloshed.
After Snooki failed to get new intel out of Ronnie about Jen, she headed to a club and danced up a storm.
She also convinced Angelina to go straight from the airport to this establishment, leading to her hilariously showing up with, like, 9 suitcases.
"Dren has arrived at dinner," Vinny says during a meal that featured Snooki choosing to drink instead of eat seafood.
"I haven’t seen Dren make an appearance at dinner in a long time. Now the vacation has begun," he added of his pal’s drunken personality.
"I’m drunk bitch. What do you want from me?" Snooki replied.
Nothing else. We want nothing else from you at all, Snook.
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