Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are engaged and they've been piling on the PDA as they race to the altar.
Unlike their public outings, however, it sounds like Hailey's bachelorette party plans are going to be decidedly less wild and steamy.
Is Justin the one insisting that Hailey tone down her last night as an umarried woman?
Life & Style reports that Hailey Baldwin's bachelorette party is going to be a pretty tame affair despite the celebrity guests.
Hailey and her guests "will play games about the groom," their insider reports.
She and the likes of Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner will do that "and take tons of pictures in a photo booth," the source describes.
"Hailey and Justin want it to be a classy and fun-filled celebration," the insider explains.
In other words, there are some things that Hailey will not be doing.
Allegedly, it's Justin who insists that the event be dialed down a little.
"So," the source continues. "What you won't see are any of the girls wearing wedding veils and playing beer pong,"
And they certainly won't be "getting a five-minute lap dance from complete strangers," the insider says.
(We get the feeling that they won't be getting lapdances from close friends, either)
The source says that there will be no wild antics "or doing any of the other things young brides usually do."
It sounds like a very PG-13 affair.
Now, this is pretty believable, even though most wouldn't considering beer pong to be especially out-of-control.
Hailey may be a young, hot model, but she's also a pretty hardcore Christian.
That is one of the things that she and Justin have in common. You know, aside from fame and terrible dads.
A lot of their "dates" have been to attend Hillsong Church together.
Maybe this super-tame bachelorette was Hailey's idea.
But ... maybe it's true that this is at Justin's insistence.
We should also acknowledge something else.
This recent photo of Justin looking very nurturing had an interesting caption.
Justin's formerly deadbeat dad, Jeremy Bieber, wrote: "To be Father."
This led some to believe that the man was hinting that Justin and Hailey have their own bun in the oven.
If so, the insistence on a low-key bachelorette party could simply be a cover for why a secretly preggo Hailey might avoid alcohol.
If Justin's the one laying down the law in this respect, it sounds ... very hypocritical.
It seems that he doesn't trust Hailey and that he might be a little controlling.
But more to the point, he's done all of this stuff.
This is the guy whose own manager was worried that he'd die from his substance abuse issues just a couple of years ago.
And the guy worried about his fiancee getting a lapdance has reportedly slept with sex workers while touring in different countries.
This isn't the first time that we've seen signs that Justin might be a little jealous or even controlling.
Remember Hailey's close personal friendship with the oh-so-desirable Shawn Mendes?
Hold on to that memory, because Hailey purged every photo of Shawn from her entire Instagram account.
The two of them went to the Met Gala together earlier this year. Now, from her IG, you'd think they'd never even met.
Shawn is a Canadian singer and heartthrob. He's younger and hotter than the Biebs.
Did Justin demand that Hailey do that out of jealousy?
There is just so much here that we don't know.
There is so much here that we cannot know, really.
If Hailey wants her bachelorette party to just be having a nice dinner and then playing scrabble with some of the (other) hottest models on the planet, that's fine.
Not every bachelorette party needs a stripper or a sexy pillowfight or a human sacrifice.
We just hope that it's her choice -- and that Justin respects her enough to make his own party toned down to match.
Surely the Biebs has sown enough wild oats for a dozen lifetimes.