Hey, Jessie J:
We know someone who wants to channing all over your tatum.
In fact, according to multiple sources, he's probably already done so.
This is all a roundable way of saying that Jessie J is apparently dating Channing Tatum.
The relationship has been going strong for a couple months now, insiders tell Us Weekly, adding that Tatum and J have been spotted together at the latter's recent concerts in Seattle and Salt Lake City.
An astute social media user even claims the stars played miniature golf together just this past Saturday in Washington.
Which is downright adorable, is it now?
“It’s new, casual and they’re having fun together," writes the aforementioned tabloid, while People Magazine also confirms this pair is knocking boots and getting at each other in the buff.
“It’s very new,” says a source simply to this publication.
But the Twitter user who witnessed Tatum and J on the course actually seems like the most reliable source here.
"Who knew a mini golf job could be so crazy," wrote @maurerpower172 on Saturday, explaining in more detail:
"Tonight I had to watch one of my a——- ex professors make out with his fiancé, then my coworker cut his hand open and had to go to the hospital, and finally Jessie j and Channing Tatum came in to play a round."
You may recall (or you more likely do not) that the former The Voice UK presented Tatum with the award for Best Comedic Performance at the MTV Movie Awards in 2015.
The stars briefly embraced on stage as he accepted the golden popcorn trophy.
It's unclear whether they've been in regular contact since or whether this quick encounter played any role in their new romance.
Just this past April, Tatum and Jenna Dewan - who are parents to five-year-old daughter Everly - announced their decision to separate after nearly nine years of marriage.
It took us all by major surprise.
This is what their lengthy and heartfelt statement read at the time:
We have lovingly chosen to separate as a couple. We fell deeply in love so many years ago and have had a magical journey together
Absolutely nothing has changed about how much we love one another, but love is a beautiful adventure that is taking us on different paths for now.
There are no secrets nor salacious events at the root of our decision - just two best-friends realizing it’s time to take some space and help each other live the most joyous, fulfilled lives as possible.
We are still a family and will always be loving dedicated parents to Everly.
We won’t be commenting beyond this, and we thank you all in advance for respecting our family’s privacy.
And it's true: neither has uttered many words about the split since.
Dewan simply said this to Women's Health in July:
"It’s OK for a relationship to change into a new form that is actually better for both people involved, and I think that’s maybe what shocked everyone so much - that it can be a positive thing.
"That was ultimately what happened with us.
Neither Tatum nor J has commented on their relationship.
So we're mostly left to wonder and speculate here.
And we're gonna go ahead and wildly speculate about the following:
These two hotties must have outstanding intercourse!