Lauren Comeau is Javi Marroquin's girlfriend, baby mama and, due to a recent move, also his roommate.
But will she also be his co-star?
That is, will Comeau join the cast of Teen Mom 2 next season?
This is a reasonable question, based on all the ways described above that Comeau now fits into Javi's life.
It would certainly be true to the MTV program for Lauren slide right into future Teen Mom 2 episodes, likely feuding with Briana DeJesus and Kailyn Lowry, both of whom have ridden Marroquin raw in the not-too-distant past.
However, Marroquin has some bad news for viewers anxious to witness the aforementioned feuds:
They won't be happening. Comeau will NOT be a part of this franchise moving forward.
"She doesn't want to be on camera," Javi told Radar Online in a recent chat, explaining that Comeau already "deals with a lot of the social media extent of it."
We think he's trying to say there that Comeau has been dealing with some online harassment and has no interest in inevitably bringing on more of it by appearing on television.
Can you blame her?
Marroquin has opened up a lot of late about both Comeau and their impending child.
Most excitedly of all, he and Lauren have revealed to the world that they're having a baby boy.
Yet while many Instagram followers have sent well wishes to the couple after learning this news, one notable person has not.
Marroquin tells Radar that Kailyn "did not congratulate" the pair after its child's gender was announced.
Editor's Note: Why would she? Lowry has already said she's happy for Javi and Lauren; plus, isn't congratulating a couple on the gender of a baby sort of weird?
There are only two possibilities at play. Is one of them more worthy of praise or props than the other?
Marroquin did draw some heat after this week's episode of Teen Mom 2 aired.
Speaking to DeJesus, his recent ex-girlfriend, Javi appeared to be referring to Comeau when saying he "has someone [who] will move to Dover."
But he added:
"If I wanted to fill that void, I can. But I'm not settling. I'm here for you... no one makes me feel like you make me feel."
This episode was filmed months ago, of course, but Javi doesn't sound overly pumped to be with Comeau based on these quotes, does he?
He met Lauren at a wedding in July of 2017 and briefly dated her before, allegedly, cheating.
Typical Javi, right?
But he also gushed openly about Comeau shortly after they split last year, even dropping the L-Word at one point when saying he hopes they have a future.
And now they do!
And it includes a baby!
We wish them luck with it.
We're guessing they may need it.