Welp. We were wrong.
It turns out things actually can get uglier between Jersey Shore star Ronnie Magro-Ortiz and his occasional girlfriend/permanent baby mama, Jen Harley.
A LOT uglier, in fact.
Sources within the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department have confirmed to Us Weekly that Harley was arrested on Sunday night.
She charged with beating Ronnie up, prior to dragging him around with her car.
That's all the information both Us Weekly and E! News have on the matter, aside from Harley's charge of domestic battery.
We also know that she has been released on $3,000 bail and that a hearing regarding this case has been set for Tuesday morning.
Trust us: We really wish we had more to report at the moment.
Because... what?!? Jen dragged Ronnie around with her car?!?
This development is both shocking and completely expected at the same time, considering the history between the reality star and his estranged lover.
UPDATE: According to TMZ, the MTV star got into an argument with the mother of his child while driving home from a barbecue.
Ortiz-Magro reportedly demanded Jen pull over and let him out of the car.
She supposedly took off when he got caught in his seat belt, dragging him and injuring him ... while their infant daughter was in the vehicle.
Harley and Ronnie got together last summer and welcomed a daughter named Ariana Sky into the world on April 2.
But it's all been way downhill from there.
Just a few weeks after they became parents, Jen and Ronnie got into one of the more vicious Internet fights you'll ever see.
We hate to keep bringing this point up, but it seems worth repeating over and over and over again:
There's a baby girl at the center of all this drama, you guys!
Shape the eff up and do it now.
They went back and forth on Instagram with cheating allegations, as Ronnie slammed Jen as a "cum dumpster" and Harley referred to Ronnie as a "coke head" and terrible father.
Apologies were eventually offered on both sides, and the two even got together briefly at one point.
"They're trying to work things out for [their child's] sake. They're giving it a shot," a source told E! News shortly after the viral blowout.
The insider added at the time:
"His daughter is his biggest priority so he just wants to keep things as calm and civil with Jen for the baby's sake.
"They both really regret how ugly and public their split was so they're doing everything they can to keep things private right now."
That was then, in mid-May.
But now we have reports that Harley assaulted Ronnie, which follows previous reports that detailed how she also attacked him while he was filming Season 2 of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.
Call us crazy, but we sort of feel like these kids should not be together.
“I want to apologize to my family, friends and fans,” the MTV personality said in a statement to Us Weekly on April 30.
“This is a private matter that should have never been made public. I remain focused on my daughter and she is my No. 1 priority.”
That's nice to hear.
We just hope Ronnie continues to back up these nice sentiments and put them into practice. Otherwise, what's the point?
And we hope Harley undergoes some anger management counseling or something because... holy violence!