Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley are intent on making Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna look like the most stable couple in the history of Hollywood.
First, as previously reported in vicious detail, the Jersey Shore star and the mother of his only child went at it over the weekend on Instagram.
Ortiz-Magro slammed Harley - who, it bears repeating, gave birth to their daughter THIS MONTH! - as a "hoe" because she still has in her possession a sex tape she made with an ex-boyfriend.
Harley replied by referring to Ronnie as a "cokehead."
And we responded by thinking the same thing over and over and over:
That poor, poor little girl.
Now, several hours after the couple's social media argument went viral, Ortiz-Magro has apologized for the mess he'd made of his relationship.
Initially, that is.
“I want to apologize for earlier to my fans, and especially @tater_to_kitty I acted on my gut and not rationally,” Ronnie wrote on his Instagram Story this morning.
Especially since he also added: “I should’ve never acted in such a manor. My deepest apologies.”
However (and this is a very big HOWEVER), the 32-year-old later deleted this message and posted a screenshot of a text message conversation between him and one of his friends from months ago.
In this exchange, the friend claims that Harley cheated on Ronnie (when she as pregnant, we presume) and he knows this for a fact because...
... he's the dude with whom she cheated!
This acquaintance tells Ronnie:
"After she went to the pool the other day and she wouldn’t answer your calls we were f-cking on the taco float in the back yard, look at her pics on her phone."
"She took a bunch, that’s why she didn’t answer. She was showing me your text, asking what’s wrong cuz she called you 5 times earlier.
"How would I know all that?”
This conversation reportedly took place on June 23.
And, as you can see above, this is what the cheating friend told Ronnie:
“Have fun with the worthless cum dumpster that we talked about, have her back. I’m literally done, no reason in the world she deserves anyone like me or you."
There's also a photo included of Harley with a man, whose face is blurred out.
Over the picture, Ortiz-Magro tagged Harley and wrote “#ButI’mTheCheater.”
Well... okay then, we guess!
We can understand why Ronnie took back his Mea Culpa.
Lest you think Ronnie got the final word with this accusation, though, we're here to tell you that he did not.
Harley used her Instagram Story to fire back at Ronnie and shade him for abandoning his newborn and his baby mama so that he could pursue both poontang and reality TV fame.
“He wants to act fake on the show and like I’m some random he knocked up lol he was trying to get me pregnant,” she claimed.
“And then cheats on me while I’m preg on TV and then leaves me with a newborn baby lol baby daddy of the year award goes to @realronniemagro."
Harley and Ronnie are parents to a girl named Ariana Sky.
Jen was seven months pregnant while Ron went to film Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.
During last week’s installment, he told his roommates he wasn’t sure he wanted to be with Harley and seemingly cheated on her after bringing home another girl.
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