Note to Jay-Z:
You can have Becky with the Good Hair.
Beyonce is gonna go ahead and get driven to the hole by LeBron with the Great Court Vision, thank you very much!
Is LeBron mimicking the placement of his hands when he stood in front of a naked Beyonce back in the day? Hmmm….
Indeed, according to a rapper named Da Real Lambo, who formerly dated LeBron James’ mother, Gloria, the world’s best basketball player carried on an affair with the world’s most beloved pop star.
And he’s prepared to spill ALL the shocking tea in an upcoming memoir!
In a mostly capitalized Instagram post this week, Lambo said straight up that James had been nailing both jump shots and Beyonce at some point in the semi-recent past.
"MY BOOK WILL BE GIVING THE WORLD THE TRUTH ABOUT WHY @beyonce WASN’T INVITED TO @kingjames WEDDING, AND ALSO WHY #savannajames Wasn’t invited to @beyonce wedding," wrote Lambo, referencing LeBron’s wife and addimg:
"THE MISTRESS WILL BE EXPOSED IN MY BOOK, MAYBE ITS A CUZING OF #jayz or @beyonce, U HAVE TO READ MY BOOK TO KNOW."
Neither James nor Beyonce have responded to these unconfirmed allegations.
Probably because they came from soneone named Da Real Lambo.
As you might expect, Lambo has received a lot of pushback since making this accusation.
James, after all, has been married to Savannah Brinson since 2013. She’s his high school sweetheart. They have three kids together.
There’s been nary a sniff of any scandal involving LeBron’s love life since he entered the NBA in 2003.
But Lambo isn’t backing down from his claims, following up his original post with one that reads:
WHEN GOD IS WITH U WHO CAN BE AGAINST U, I DONT FEAR NONE OF U DEVILS.
MY DAUGHTER WILL BE GOING ON TALK SHOWS WITH ME TO TELL HOW @kingjames AND HIS CHEATING MOMA DID ME AND MY DAUGHTER.
We don’t know what Lambo is talking about here.
Beyonce, of course, has been through a cheating scandal with Jay-Z.
The artist has come right out and talked about his extramarital affair, telling David Letterman in April:
"I have a beautiful wife who’s understanding and [knows] I’m not the worst of what I’ve done…
"We did the hard work of going to therapy and you know, we love each other, right?"
This really does appear to be the case; or else why would Beyonce have stayed with Jay-Z after he strayed.
As for talk that James dunked on Beyonce on the sexual sense, we have pretty strong doubts.
Da Real Lambo appears to have an axe to grind with the James family due to apparently being cheated on by LeBron’s mother, making him an unreliable source in our opinion.
But this is still an intriguing topic to discuss and ponder, isn’t it?
With all this chatter about where James will go in free agency, whoever would have thought that the real question is whether or not he went downtown with Beyonce?
Not us. We never would have thought this.