Ever since Beyonce released her new album “Lemonade,” fans have been obsessed over the true identity of “Becky,” Jay Z’s alleged side chick.
In the track “Sorry,” Queen Bey croons, “He only want me when I’m not on there, He better call Becky with the good hair.”
Members of the Beyhive have proposed many theories on who the notorious Becky could be – from the usual suspects to the absurd.
Peep them all below, but please, readers, keep the bullying at bay (not at Bey… or anyone else).
Rachel Roy
Hours after “Lemonade” dropped, Rachel Roy wrote “Good hair, don’t care” in an Instagram post, leading many fans to believe she was Becky. Roy is the ex-wife of Jay Z’s friend Damon Dash, and is rumored to be the one Solange Knowles was worked up over when she attacked Jay Z in an elevator in 2014.
Rachael Ray
Since many members of the Beyhive weren’t paying attention to detail, some went after celebrity chef Rachael Ray.
Rita Ora
When Rita Ora posted the pic above to Snapchat, the swarm redirected their angst. The lemon bra and “J” charm necklace were sure signs she was the mistress, reasoned the Behive.
Rihanna
Rumors swirled of Jay Z having an affair with his once-protege Rihanna.
Taylor Swift
Her shirt says it all. It’s even YELLOW.
Lori Loughlin
She played “Aunt Becky” on Full House. And that is some good hair.
Rebecca Romijn
Becky is a common nickname for Rebecca. Could it be Rebecca Romijn??
Rebecca Black
OMG, is it Rebecca Black???
Lecy Goranson
Might it be this Becky, from the TV show Roseanne? Don’t know about that hair, though.
Sarah Chalke
A-HA! It must be THIS Becky from Roseanne. Just look at those locks!
Kermit the Frog
Wait a second… Why is Kermit drinking lemonade? IS KERMIT BECKY??
Beck
Hey, you never know. We’re certain that someone at some point in his life called him Becky.
David Beckham
No one is safe from the Beyhive. You have to admit, Beckham’s hair is superb.
This girl
I mean, come on.
Or this girl
At this point, anyone with any association to lemons is a suspect.