If the following report is true, if Ronnie Ortiz-Magro really is still pining over Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola, then we have one piece of advice for the Jersey Shore cast member:
You better change your game, dude.
The MTV personality made very public and very shameful headlines this week when he split from girlfriend Jen Harley.
But a mere mention of their break-up scarcely tells this ugly story.
Over the course of a few days, Ronnie and Jen went back and forth on social media in one of the most vicious viral fights we can recall.
It started when Ronnie claimed Harley still had a sex with her ex-boyfriend in her possession; an unusual decision to be sure, but one that deserved her being referred to as a "hoe" by Magro?
We're not so sure.
Harley fired back that Ronnie was a "coke head."
The feud continued with Ronnie alleging Harley cheated on him with a friend last summer, "taking it in the ass" from him on a "taco float."
From there, it actually got worse...
In that video above, Ronnie almost comes to actual physical blows with Harley.
And, in response to being dragged all over the Internet by her baby daddy (yes, her baby daddy; the pair welcomed a daughter just ONE MONTH AGO), Harley claimed Ronnie had cheated on her and basically ditched his kid.
This claim seems pretty valid, too, considering Jersey Shore viewers basically witnessed Ronnie's infidelity on last Thursday's episode of the MTV series.
We've summarize this insane back-and-forth below:
Multiple insiders have confirmed that Ronnie and Harley are no longer together, which is likely for the best.
Hopefully, they can find a way to at least be civil while they co-parent their little girl.
And hopefully, in Ronnie's mind, he can use his new single status to woo ex-girlfriend Giancola.
“Ronnie still loves Sam,” a source tells Us Weekly. “Everyone knows it.”
This is not altogether stunning.
Magro made it clear in a conversation with Snooki last week that he didn't see himself exchanging any vows with Harley.
“I thought you were in love. So she’s not the one, then?” Snooki asked him.
“Probably not, right?” Ronnie replied. “I had waited so long not to have kids so that I am married, in a happy relationship, not to just have a baby mama.”
“Why can’t you marry this b—ch?” Snooki said, adding:
"'Cause you f—king love Sam.”
And there it is.
Ortiz-Magri and Giancola met on the MTV reality program and were in an on and off relationship from 2009 to 2017.
What happened? Why did they break up?
“I got cold feet," Ronnie said on the Jersey Shore: Vacation premiere, saying Sammi made it clear she wanted to get married.
"I wanted to do the right thing, but there was a part of me that was like, ‘I’m not going to do the right thing,'" he continued.
"So I didn’t do it. I ended up cheating, she found out. I blew it. It’s over."
And now? Sammi has a new boyfriend and has chosen not to appear on the resurrected version of Jersey Shore.
“Ron needs to stop talking about Sam and move the f-ck on,” Denna Cortese said in a confessional in the April 19 episode of the reboot.
She concluded of her pal:
“Sam told me that he used to call her on blocked numbers, and used to like, be really weird.
"She was afraid she was gonna get in the house and he would get drunk and spiral and try and get back with her or something.”
Sounds like she knows Ronnie well.