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Tristan Thompson actually played basketball on Sunday night.

After scarcely seeing the floor during the opening three games of his teams playoff series against the Indiana Pacers, the disgraced power forward logged seven minutes in Game 4 in a narrow Cavaliers victory.

He grabbed one rebound and scored zero points.

Tristan Thompson Dribbles
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But the point of this article is not to rundown Thompson’s struggles on the court.

It’s to relay the latest rumors about his side piece success in bed.

That is: How does Thompson go about grabbing booty and scoring with women when he cheats on Khloe Kardashian?

According to an Us Weekly insider, the professional athlete has an entire game plan when it comes to his infidelity.

Tristan slides into girls’ DMs,” this tabloid source explains, expounding as follows:

“He messages girls that way, on Instagram, and then meets up with them."

Does he just come across these women randomly while searching social media?

Does he meet them, learn their handle, track them down online and then make further contact?

Khloe Kardashian with the Smooch

It’s not clear at this time.

What is clear, however, is the type of females to whom Thompson is drawn.

This same source claims to know what Tristan is looking for when he’s looking to drive the ball to the hoops (and we don’t mean in order to help the Cavs win a game!).

"He likes exotic or non-American-looking girls with big butts," Us Weekly writes.

Hmmm… do the alleged side pieces we’ve heard about so far fit this description?

Scroll away below and you tell us:

About 10 days ago, of course, the Internet nearly exploded upon news of Thompson’s wandering and curious penis going viral.

Both TMZ and The Daily Mail shared surveillance footage from clubs and hotels that appeared to depict Thompson in the act of cheating.

In one video, Kardashian would have been three months pregnant at the time.

In another video, she would have been over eight months pregnant.

Heck, Khloe gave birth to the estranged couple’s daughter just a day after this scandal went public. How crazy and sad is that?!?

Kradling Khloe
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The little girl is named True Thompson and Khloe made no indication in her announcement that she has split from Thompson.

Not yet, at least.

"Our little girl, True Thompson, has completely stolen our hearts and we are overwhelmed with LOVE," Khloe wrote a few days ago, along with a photo of her baby’s nursery.

She added:

"Such a blessing to welcome this angel into the family! Mommy and Daddy loooooove you True!"

Granted, Khloe may still cut ties with Tristan.

She allegedly SCREAMED at him right after welcoming her first kid into the world.

Mom and Dad Pic
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But what else is she supposed to do or say right now?

Of course she must put on a brave public face and of course her first couple of statements as a mother must make it sound like her baby has two loving and committed parents.

But we very much wonder what will happen going forward, especially as more and more news breaks about Thompson’s cheating.

For example:

Us Weekly cites another sources who talks about Tristan’s behavior during NBA All-Star Weekend in February.

He “didn’t look or act like someone who had a pregnant girlfriend,” this witness claims.

“The flirting and body language were definitely inappropriate for someone in a serious relationship expecting a baby."

We’d say we’re surprised.

But come on: Would anything about Thompson’s behavior surprise you at this point?

Hang in there, Keeks.