Khloe Kardashian Baby Name: Explained, Mocked to Death

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Will the truth set Khloe Kardashian free?

We'll soon find out.

But four days after giving birth to her first child, Khloe Kardashian announced that the child's name is True.

Yes, True

True Thompson, to be exact, after her cheating and lying father.

How did Khloe (and Tristan, we guess) arrive at this decision? And what does social media think of it?

You may be surprised by the answer to this first question... and not surprised at all by the second answer.

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1. The Truth is Out There

The Truth is Out There
Officially, this was made true on April 12, when Khloe gave birth to her first child, a daughter with controversial baby daddy Tristan Thompson.

2. Why is He Controversial?

Why is He Controversial?
Are you really asking that? Numerous reports, some replete with surveillance footage, have revealed that Thompson cheated on Khloe multiple times throughout her pregnancy. He has not denied this.

3. The Poor Kid, Right?

The Poor Kid, Right?
This was the main sentiment around the Internet after Thompson's actions were made public. But then it got even worse, after Khloe announced her child's name...

4. TRUE

TRUE
Yes, True Thompson is the name. Kardashian made this announcement as a caption to the above image, writing on April 16: "Our little girl, True Thompson, has completely stolen our hearts and we are overwhelmed with LOVE. Such a blessing to welcome this angel into the family! Mommy and Daddy loooooove you True!"

5. What's in a Name?

What's in a Name?
Who the heck knows when it comes to the Kardashians? True now joins cousins Chicago, North, Saint, Reign and Stormi in a family full of cute kids... who may want to come up with their own nicknames in the near future.

6. Where Did This One Come From?

Where Did This One Come From?
Kris Jenner actually revealed the original of the unusual first name on Instagram, writing this as a caption to the above picture: "I’m so excited to welcome my precious little granddaughter True!!! FUN FACT... my Grandfather’s name on my Dad’s side was True Otis Houghton....my Dad’s name was Robert True Houghton...so i am so excited Khloe named her daughter True!!! #lovebug #familytradition #family @true."

7. She Already Has 142,000 Followers on Instagram

She Already Has 142,000 Followers on Instagram
We wish we were kidding. But True Thompson has more fans than the Florida Marlins baseball team, despite having never posted anything and despite being a newborn.

8. But She Also Has a Few Enemies

But She Also Has a Few Enemies
These folks aren't enemies of True herself, of course. She's a baby. She innocent and adorable. But that name? What does social media think of that name? Well...

9. People Have Questions

People Have Questions
And most of the questions have the same theme: Is Khloe shading Tristan by naming her child something that he has most definitely NOT been toward her?

10. Does She Not See the Irony?

Does She Not See the Irony?
Source say that Khloe came up with this name long before she learned that Tristan cheated on her, and we're sure that's, well, true. But she still could have changed it.

11. Did My Baby Daddy Bang Other Women?

Did My Baby Daddy Bang Other Women?
Khloe no longer needs to answer this question. She can just cite her first born's first name.

12. You Tell 'Em, Kourtney!

You Tell 'Em, Kourtney!
The woman who merely named her kids Mason, Penelope and Reign must have so many questions of her own for her sister.

13. Ross from Friends Has Also Now Chimed In

Ross from Friends Has Also Now Chimed In
He makes a good point, doesn't he?

14. Oh, No!

Oh, No!
We didn't even think of this. Don't do it, Kris!

15. The Life of Khloe

The Life of Khloe
Khloe has made her hopes for a family very clear almost since the day we met her. So we really do not wish to rain on her blessed parade here. But she did just name her kid True, in the middle of a scandal centered on her child's father being anything but true to their relationship. The Internet was basically invented just to make fun of this.

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