Kate Gosselin rose to fame by starring in a reality show that focused on the significant number of children who emanated from her vagina.
Now, according to a report we did not see coming, the mother of eight will star in a reality show that focuses on various men hoping to find their way into her vagina.
If you know what we mean!
What we mean is this:
Kate Gosselin is about to anchor a brand new series on TLC.
The program will be titled Kate Plus Date (because of course it will) and it will chronicle Gosselin's attempt to find a man that actually wants to be her boyfriend.
“I’m nervous, I’m excited, and I’m forcing myself to do this,” Gosselin told People Magazine of the upcoming docuseries.
Gosselin, of course, became somewhat of a household name after appearing opposite then-husband Jon on Jon & Kate Plus 8, because the parents had one set of twins and one set of sextuplets.
The couple then got divorced after a decade of marriage and TLC aired a few seasons of Kate Plus 8.
Incredibly, twins Mady and Cara are both 17 years old now and will soon go off to college, leaving Gosselin at home with 13-year-old sextuplets Aaden, Joel, Alexis, Hannah and Leah.
(Collin is enrolled in a program away from home to help him reach his full potential, the details of which Jon and Kate prefer to keep to themselves.)
"As we’re talking about Mady and Cara going off to college which is becoming more and more of a reality, it’s gonna happen, it almost became like a worry for them, too, like ‘Mommy, you’re gonna be all alone soon,’ ” claims Gosselin, who adds:
"It was very apparent, now that they’re older and talking about dating and how they’re all gonna get married someday … it became apparent: they want someone for me.
"They want me to have somebody in my life."
This may be true.
It doesn't explain why Gosselin has to go in front of the camera once again, however.
We're pretty sure she could go swipe right or left on Tinder right now and fulfill the wishes of her kids.
Kate, who some say is broke and could likely use the salary a new show will provide, admits that her life is "complicated," but that won't stop her from jumping into the dating pool with both feet.
"I want someone with a set career, who is confident," she explains.
"A grown-up with their own life, their own agenda, who knows who they are. If someone travels for work, that would be great, because I’m used to being on my own and being self-sufficient."
Kate Plus Date will premiere some time this fall on TLC.
It doesn't sound as though it will touch upon her issues with Jon, but rather on the man who may become the next Jon. (Poor guy.)
And Gosselin knows of one qualification he must possess:
He absolutely must love dogs.
“That is such a deal-breaker,” says Gosselin. "People disappoint you, but your dogs never will.”