Warning: this is weird. This is really, really weird.
But we're talking about Farrah Abraham, so hey, you probably figure that out already.
And if you happened to read the headline before mindlessly clicking on the photo of Farrah because you knew that whatever the story was about, it would be entertaining and ridiculous?
Well, then you know that we're in for a wild and crazy time.
Before we get into it though, it feels important to note that Farrah has never really understood that Sophia is a child and not a tiny adult.
She was waxing Sophia's eyebrows when she was three years old, and when she was four, she spent a lot of time away from her promoting her sex tape and getting heavy into the adult industry.
At the time, she explained that it was OK because Sophia "has her own life and is doing her own thing," and "it's healthy that we have a break" from each other.
Again, Sophia was four.
Farrah often has very adult conversations with her daughter present, and she pulled her out of school so she could "homeschool" her, which seems to have meant getting her into modeling and bringing her along to places she has no business being.
And that's what we're talking about now.
Farrah gets lots of plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures, just in case you missed the memo or if you haven't seen her face in the past few years.
She gets vaginal rejuvenation, she's had a few boob jobs, that sort of thing.
But this week, she decided to get some butt injections, you know, since summer is coming up and all.
Which would have been fine, but she went and brought poor Sophia along for her appointment.
And she brought her in there when she was actually getting the injections. And made her stand behind her. And film it.
As you can see in the video above, Sophia was right there to witness the whole thing, which is just not great.
The whole thing is basically an ad, so we won't bother transcribing the video -- it's just information about the injections, pretty boring stuff.
She did use a "mom life" hashtag in her caption though, which is pretty precious.
But obviously the thing everyone is zeroing in on with this video isn't the injections or the details about the procedure or anything like that -- it's long-suffering Sophia there in the back.
And boy, do people have a lot of feelings about it.
"Your daughter should not think she has to do this stuff to her body," one person told her. "Keep her mind like a child as long as you can which u don't."
Can't argue that.
Someone told her that she's "the most disgraceful role model to that little girl," and another said that "teaching your daughter about ruining her body at such a young age is very improper."
"She doesn't see the damage she's causing to her child, consumed by money and greed," one of Farrah's followers wrote. "Sad."
Believe it or not -- just kidding, you'll definitely believe it -- there were several, several comments about how someone should call child protective services over this video.
Don't worry though, Farrah herself jumped in the comments to explain everything.
"This is non-invasive just like blood work or getting shots," the former Teen Mom OG star said.
She added that the person doing the injections "did an amazing job and our children our curious so more power to Sophia learning about aesthetics and health."
Does she ... does she think that this is part of educating Sophia? Is this one of her homeschool activities?
Also, let's take a moment to consider the fact that the woman who wrote "our children our curious" is in charge of this kid's entire education.
As for Sophia herself, she commented on the video as well, writing "This was weird. I would do squats my momma."
Is this not the most bizarre story you've ever heard?