Usually, when we report on bad parenting from Farrah Abraham, it means something truly appalling and inappropriate took place involving her 8-year-old daughter Sophia.
Like the time Farrah talked about Sophia's future sex tape.
Or the time Farrah allowed Sophia to have a Snapchat account, and she predictably wound up chatting with strangers late at night.
Sadly, we could go on with a list of such incidents, but we think you get the idea.
So it's almost a relief to share a story of less-than-stellar parenting from Farrah that other moms might actually be able to relate to.
It's not the kind of thing we would encourage anyone to try, but it is the sort of thing that could be classified as an innocent mistake ... as opposed to whatever the hell talking about your grade school-aged daughter's porn career would be called.
Anyway, the story comes from Farrah herself, who shared it while she was shilling some memory supplement on her Instagram page.
“Ladies (and men) Ever returned to your car and realized you’ve left your child in the store! Omg, this happened once, but since starting @focus.factor Extra Strength there’s no way that will happen!” Farrah captioned the photo below.
Yes, it seems Farrah once left her daughter in a store.
She didn't reveal any details with regard to how long Sophia was alone (or what kind of store it was), which is probably for the best.
Not surprisingly, the comments on the photo were amusingly brutal.
"You're telling the entire world that you NEED some bs pills to REMEMBER YOU HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO OUT TO A STORE?" wrote one follower, adding:
"Wow. don't have anymore children please until you become an actual responsible adult."
Others simply threw Farrah's own words back at her, reminding the reality star-turned-porn star that she once encouraged her co-stars to learn from her parenting example.
Most of the critics had the right idea and didn't attack Farrah for briefly (we hope) forgetting her daughter (these things happen), but rather for sharing the story as a means of trying to sell her followers on the virtues of some BS nootropic.
To be fair, we really know nothing about the product she's hawking, but we generally don't take medical advice from people who document their vaginal rejuvenation procedures on social media.
Also, gotta love the generous amount of cleavage worked into that shot.
Say what you will about Farrah, the woman understands marketing.
Watch Teen Mom: OG online for more of Farrah's ridiculousness.