For obvious reasons, Jenelle Evans has a hard time making friends.
So it would make sense for her to hold onto the ones she's got.
Unfortunately, nothing about Jenelle has ever made sense.
The problem with Jenelle's relationships is simple:
While some unhinged reality stars are able to able to turn their insanity off when the cameras aren't rolling, Ms. Evans is batsh-t around the clock.
Case in point: Jenelle's ongoing feud with former bestie Tori Rhyne is definitely not being staged for the sake of TV audiences.
Fans may remember the fight between Jenelle and Tori which reminded everyone that Evans is a frighteningly skilled pugilist.
(We're thinking a career in celebrity boxing after this Teen Mom business runs its course might be a natural fit!)
Many believed that Jenelle and Tori had buried the hatchet, in large part due to the fact that Rhyne was invited to Evans' wedding to David Eason back in September.
Rhyne even posted photos from the glorious event, such as the image below, on her Instagram page. She captioned this one:
"And with just one kiss she became EvansToEason. I love you guys. And I couldn't be any happier for the both of you. Y'all deserve it."
Yes, there was a brief time when it seemed like the epic throwdowns of their past were water under the bridge for these two old friends.
Despite a combustible relationship that involved the two coming to physical blows more than once, the duo looked to have moved on.
It seems Tori was actually kicked out of Jenelle Evans' wedding for reasons that weren't made clear on the episode.
Ms. Rhyne took to Instagram to clear things up, and we're guessing Jenelle won't be thrilled by what she had to say:
Get ready for run-on sentences aplenty:
"A bunch of David's friends were talking sh-t about Jesse because he knew him and Jesse didn't bite his tongue he stood up for both the both of us and told them if they wanted to keep talking sh-t to walk down to the end of her drive and do something about since they wanted to ruin our time while we were there."
She continued, unaware that punctuation exists:
"Idc who's wedding it is not going to let someone talk sh-t and treat us with disrespect."
According to Rhyne, s--t got crazier from there, and "we got asked to leave because people were about to start fighting."
"That's what happens," Tori lamented after the fact, "when you have an open bar at a wedding with a bunch of dudes."
Correction: That's what happens when you make the decision to provide an open bar at Jenelle Evans' friggin wedding.
Like so much of Jenelle's life, there's really nothing normal or relatable about this, but that's to be expected at this point.
According to In Touch Weekly, Jenelle has already fired back that Tori is a "nasty b-tch," because of course she has.
As always, you can follow the link to watch Teen Mom 2 online for more of the bonkers life of the Carolina Hurricane.
Just grab a hat and hold the f--k on to it.