If you've been watching Vanderpump Rules this season, then you know the show has delivered a satisfying mix of the old (Jax is still a colossal douche) and the new (he's finding bold and innovative ways to express his douchiness).
At six seasons in, most reality shows are starting to wind down, but Vanderpump remains fresh largely because of just how low its principal players are willing to sink in the name of keeping their genitals stimulated and their livers pickled.
Thus far, this season has focused largely on the crumbling relationship between Jax and his well-meaning, but frustratingly naive girlfriend, Brittany Cartwright.
In the season premiere, we learned that Jax cheated on Brittany with former SUR girl Faith Stowers.
(He didn't admit it until the following episode, but c'mon ... Was there ever any doubt?)
For a while, there was reason to believe that Faith was pregnant with Jax's baby, but it turns out that was just some BS Stowers cooked up in order to ensure she'd make it on the show.
But despite pretending to miss her period for the sake of like three minutes of screen time, Faith says she's not the fake-ass one here.
Rather, she contends that that title belongs to her former friends James Kennedy and Lala Kent.
Recently, an Instagram follower expressed sympathy for Faith and stated that she hopes Lala is sticking by her during this tumultuous time.
"Lala is upset because she wanted to put this story out there so she doesn’t have my back and has been fake the whole time," Faith responded.
In another comment, she went into greater detail, slamming not only Lala but her other former friend James Kennedy, whom she claims befriended Jax solely to ensure he wouldn't get booted off the show due to his total lack of connection with anyone in the cast:
"James says he is back friends with Jax and says sorry faith just business, lol so sad. and Lala is mad because she wanted to deliver the scandal to bravo for more money in her contract and didn’t get to because of Scheana party. They were fake friends and i learned my lesson.”
So that's why Bravo felt it was okay to bring back serial woman-abuser James!
Clearly, Jax's powers of persuasion know no bounds, as evidenced by the fact that he and Brittany are still together.
We're pretty sure dude has hypnotic eyeballs, like that snake in The Jungle Book.
Watch Vanderpump Rules online to get caught up in time for what's alreadu been a bonkers season.
Just be careful not to lock eyes with Jax Taylor.
Dude will have you PayPal-ing him your life savings in no time.