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It’s a tired joke at this point, but Halloween really has gone from a time when parents get dragged around the neighborhood by cranky toddlers in shoddy Marvel masks to a holiday that’s mostly focused on drunk people wearing underwear and cat ears in public.

And for that, we thank it.

Of course, for social media celebrities, the Halloween season starts earlier every year, and this year it looks like the divine Ms. Bella Thorne is first out of the gate with a costume that conveys her profound understanding for what makes the internet tick:

Bella Thorne: Sexy Weed Doctor

Yes, that’s Bella dressed as … some sort of sexy employee at a weed dispensary?

A sexy stoned Mortal Kombat character?

A sexy tribute to the politicians are helping to lower our nation’s appalling incarceration rate by decriminalizing cannabis?

We’re not sure, but we know there’s weed involved, and we’re guessing the website she ordered it from described it as "sexy."

Bella captioned the pic, "Hi, indica? Or sativa?"

Which basically translates to, "I’m not just wearing the costume to rack up likes; I legit smoke weed."

Bella Thorne, Wild Hair
Photo via Instagram

And that’s about it for context.

We know from Bella’s time with Scott Disick that she’s not much of a drinker, and apparently she’s planning to advertise her love for the jazz cabbage on Halloween night.

Or is she?

These days, it’s not unusual for the young folk to rock pick up multiple Halloween costumes with an eye on going out multiple nights.

Hence, Bella’s … sexy red rabbit thing costume.

Frankly, we have no idea what’s going on here, but that’s okay.

Bella Thorne Halloween Costume
Photo via Instagram

Revealing Halloween costumes are like Christopher Nolan movies.

You don’t have to completely enjoy them to appreciate them.

All that really matters these days is that Bella is done with Scott Disick.

She could run around in February in a form-fitting burlap sack and call it a sexy 1920s hobo costume, and we’d be cool with it.

In fact, we’re kind of hoping that happens now.