It takes a lot to get Ashton Kutcher talking about Mila Kunis.
Or, to be more specific, it takes a lot to get Ashton Kutcher talking about his marriage to Mila Kunis in any detail.
Typically, any time the actor's famous wife gets brought up, it's because Kutcher is gushing endlessly over the gorgeous star.
Last week, however, Kutcher was forced to respond to rumors that he's been cheating on Kunis, all of which started because Star Magazine went out and... well...
... acted like Star Magazine.
The trashy tabloid published a story in its latest issue that featured a photo of Kutcher and a mystery woman getting out of a car and preparing to board a private airplane.
Hey, Ashton, editors at Star asked. Who's the girl?
This, of course, is Supermarket Tabloid 101. You don't directly accuse a celebrity of infidelity... you just run random photos and pose vague questions and get the public wondering about what's going on.
So, Ashton, what was going on in this picture? HUH?!?!?!?!?
The actor was apparently hanging out with a relative, that's what.
"You should have heard how upset Mila was that I spent the day with our cousin,” Kutcher wrote last night, adding with sarcasm:
“Sorry aunt Jodie these magazines lack integrity.”
We're sure Star is very sorry about this implication and will never make the same mistake with Kutcher or any other celebrity ever again.
This isn’t the first time the That ’70s Show and Two and a Half Men alum has defended himself against false infidelity chatter.
Upon receiving the Robert D. Ray Pillar of Character Award in April, Kutcher acknowledged his alleged past deeds, such as supposedly cheating on Demi Moore prior to their 2013 divorce, for his strong character.
“I’m probably the first person to get this award for character who had, like, his name splashed across every gossip magazine as an adulterer like five years ago,” Kutcher said, alluding the supposedly good/unprotected sex he had with a 22-year old back in the day.
"Character comes when those magazines tear you apart for something you may or may not have done and you gotta go out and perform tomorrow - with everyone looking at you like you might be an adulterer."
Kutcher and Moore got married in 2005 and split six years later. They did not have any children together.
He later married Kunis in 2015. The couple shares two children, daughter Wyatt, 2, and 7-month-old son Dimitri and remains one of our favorite twosomes in Hollywood.