As you may have heard, Scott Disick is really living the high life these days.
Unfortunately, in order to keep the party going, he's transformed into the ultimate low life.
Disick is doing what he's always done during his hiatuses from Kourtney Kardashian - traveling the world, drinking way too much, and hooking up with women nearly young enough to be his daughters.
This time, however, there's a malevolent motive to his partying.
Insiders say Scott is extremely pissed off that Kourtney Kardashian is dating Younes Bendjima.
So much so, in fact, that all of his recent shenanigans are reportedly less about Scott's desire to bang 19-year-olds, and more about his determination to publicly humiliate Kourtney.
Kourtney has dated other men during her breakups with Scott before, but apparently this time it's getting serious, and Scott is worried about losing his place in the Kard clan.
In fact, there's already been talk of Younes replacing Scott on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
For some reason, Scott thinks the answer to this is to publicly hook up with Bella Thorne, Sofia Richie, and Chloe Bartoli, all while getting sh-tfaced in Cannes.
He seems to believe Kourtney will be driven mad with jealousy and feel that she has no choice but to take him back.
Unfortunately for Scott, sources close to the mother of three say the plan is backfiring spectacularly.
TMZ is reporting today that Disick has completely alienated the entire Kardashian clan.
Even his biggest ally, Khloe Kardashian, has reportedly turned her back as a result of Scott's recent behavior.
Sources say the family is especially pissed about the fact that Scott is making a point of being photographed with all his new flings, thus ensuring that the evidence will on on the Internet.
The family understandably doesn't want Scott's kids to learn they have a douche for a daddy, and they feel that Scott is making it impossible to hide that sad truth.
Interestingly, Scott is reportedly maintaining a relationship with exactly one member of the extended Kard clan.
Disick and Kris Jenner's house-flipping show is apparently still a go, and it recently wrapped filming on season one.
We're sure Kourtney is thrilled about her mom's latest venture.