Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: What the F-ck, Scott?!?

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Did Kim Kardashian scale back her public appearances following her armed robbery? How did she react to her captors getting caught?

Will Scott Disick ever be invited on a family vacation again?

All of that and so much more was addressed on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 9, as the non-stop drama continued.

Scott Disick Under Fire

If you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online and/or follow the escapes of this family over the Internet, you know that Kim flipped out last week.

At Scott, for bringing a girl with him on a trip to Dubai.

And we mean FLIPPED OUT, screaming as her quasi brother-in-law about the "whore" he caught her with in a hotel room.

On last night’s installment of this failing reality show, however, Kardashian admitted that she overreacted a bit in a long chat with Disick.

She told him that she didn't want to me in the "middle" of any issues Scott had with Kourtney and she later told her sister that she and Scott had a "good talk."

Okay, cool, whatever, Kourtney basically replied, adding that both halves of this ex-couple was free to "do their own thing."

Cue yet another family vacation, this one to Costa Rica.

Disick told Kourtney and company last night that he was going to stay in a hotel down the street from their villa because he wanted his own space.

He failed to say, however, that he wanted his own space to have sex with some girl named Chelsea, who he brought along as a date.

At one point, however, the sisters discovered that Scott had repeated his behavior from Dubai, trashing him even harder this time for his inability to act appropriately.

"Stop!" Khloe gasped, clutching her chest upon learning Disick wasn't alone.

"On our family trip with the kids?!" she continued. "I don't believe it. I'm in shock. Who the f--k does something like this? You were just downstairs trying to make out with Kourt. How dare you?"

Kourtney, meanwhile, seemed almost more confused than angry.

Kourtney Kardashian, Nervous

She had admitted earlier in the episode that she and Disick were not together, but still. Come on. Show some respect and some decorum.

"For what?" she wondered about Disick's decision. "Like, what's the point of even, like what's even the desperation?"

Khloe agreed. In hilarious Khloe fashion.

"Right, it's four days," she said. "You can't last four days without getting your d-ck sucked?"

How did Kim feel about the whole thing?

"What a f-cking loser," she told Kourtney of her three-time baby daddy. "I always had his back. I always thought like, 'Oh, they're going to get back together.' Move on."

In a confessional, Kourtney talked openly about Disick being a total douchebag.

Scott Disick Confessional

"Scott and I are living our own lives, but we're here with our kids," she said. "We're here to just be a family and I don't understand why he would even think to invite somebody. It's hurtful and disrespectful."

Fortunately, she had a plan.

"I'm just thinking about all the guys I'm going to f-ck when I get home," she later told her family, prior to apparently calling up Younes Bendjima once again.

This all led to The Most Awkward Family Dinner in the History of Reality Television.

Everyone got together for a meal, with Disick unaware the gals knew about his latest date and the sisters unwilling to come clean with this accusation.

Kim and Khloe both talked about the issue, with the tension palpable and the silence saying 1,000 words.

Finally, though, Kris Jenner broke it as follows.

Kris Jenner Breaks Down

"I think what we're wondering is if you have a girl here and why," she said to Disick as a cliffhanger to the episode.

Elsewhere during the intense installment, Kim reacted to 17 people getting arrested in France for having played a role in her robbery.

“Can you believe that they found them?"

"I honestly never thought that they would catch the robbers," she told Kourtney, adding in an emotional confessional:

“I just thought so much time has gone on and I didn’t really realize how diligent the French police were being and just all the hard work they were really putting into it...

"To find out that there were so many people involved, hearing detail after detail, really just opened up a whole different perspective for me of feeling safe.”

Kardashian remains affected by this incident.

And we can't blame her.

"Life is always gonna be different," she said to Kourtney, adding:

"Now I have to be super aware of everything I do and who I share it with... Knowing it’s a possibility that people close to me could be involved makes me feel like I can’t trust anyone.”

She certainly can't trust Scott Disick.

He won't rob her, we're pretty confident of that. But he won't heed any advice to treat her sister with respect, either.

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