If you thought Blac Chyna's pregnancy had gotten as dramatic as it's going to get ... what is wrong with you, why would you even think that?
Are you new?
Things came to a head yesterday when, after weeks of rumors that Pilot Jones might actually have fathered Chyna's baby -- and after photos were leaked that showed the two of them looking very friendly, she went on a wild and crazy Instagram rant.
"So JC Pilot Jones whatever the f-ck his name is has already tried to put out a story saying that he's the potential father of my child," she wrote.
"Let me start off by saying this young man is 'GAY'!!! The only reason we took those pictures other than me trying to be a good friend was so he could send it to his boyfriend to make him jealous & say that he's going back to girls!"
"Mind you at the time I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY FRIEND and I didn't see a problem with it!!!"
"This was over two years ago people!!! I never had sex with him! NEVER EVER! Nothing ever happened past these pics."
She implied that Pilot was just trying to get his name out, that "Ohhh because you have a song with Trina you trying to get your f-cking name popping?!?"
She also indicated that Pilot may have leaked the questionable photos of him and Chyna as payback for her not letting him in on her Chymoji business deal.
"Are you mad at the fact that I did my Chymoji app without you dumbass JC?!??" she asked. "Your greedy ass wanted a cut of something that wasn't yours and u came at my lawyer asking for crazy money!!!"
"U really mad?!?! Like you really stooped this low?!?! Coming for a Bitch that's due in a few days! Really trying to start beef with my Fiance!!! You're a f-cking joke! You just played yourself!"
"I would never f-ck you!" she exclaimed. "Ur nasty ass f-ck!"
She also shared screenshots of texts she said were between Pilot, Rob, and herself, and throughout this whole entire mess, she just comes off looking terrible.
Even if Pilot did make this whole scandal up for publicity, even if every single thing Chyna is saying is true, this is still really immature of her. She didn't win this little battle, not by a long shot.
And you know who agrees? Kris Jenner.
According to this new report from Radar, Kris has been displeased with Chyna over the Pilot Jones rumors for a long time, and yesterday, she went off.
"Kris flipped out on Blac Chyna," a source reveals. "She could not believe that, after all she did for her, Blac Chyna would betray the family like this!"
"Kris screamed at Blac, 'how could you do this to me and to the show?'"
And even though Chyna is all set to be Kris' daughter-in-law, she's really not bothered about upsetting her or Rob.
"Kris does not even seem like she is concerned about Rob's feelings right now," the source says.
"She is beyond pissed off at Blac for putting the spin-off in jeopardy because that could cost Kris a lot of money!"
Oh no, anything but the money!
Is any single member of this family capable of doing something right, for the right reasons?
Or do they do every single thing because of poor impulse control, a pathological need for attention, and money?
It's that second thing, isn't it?