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Joe Jonas will likely spend the remainder of his adult life trying to make the world forget that he started his career as a purity ring rockin’ product of the Disney machine.

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He gyrates on stage while singing sexually-charged lyrics, and he happily courts a reputation as a Hollywood playboy.

But it seems even that’s not enough to wipe the memory of the squeaky-clean Jo Bros from the minds of some fans.

Perhaps that’s why in recent months, Joe has been more open than ever about his many dalliances with famous women.

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He’s talked about dating Gigi Hadid in interviews (despite the fact that the relationship lasted all of three months).

He’s even played shag, marry, kill with a trio of his best-known exes.

Last night, he took things a step further during a revealing Reddit AMA session, in which he candidly responded to questions on topics ranging from his virginity to his man crush to which of his brothers has the biggest dong.

Yes, really.

Enjoy learning far more about Joe Jonas than you ever wanted to know:

On how if he has a bigger penis than his brothers: “I like to think so. Although, it’s not often that I’m in a locker room or shower with my brothers, so I couldn’t really tell you. But, I’d like the Internet to believe that I’m still killin’ it.”

On banging fans: “Of course I have. Ultimately, I hope the person I’m into or date would like the music I create. Are you asking if I’ve hooked up with somebody that’s been to one show before? Yes.”

On losing his virginity to Ashley Greene: “I lost my virginity to this girl named Ashley. You can probably just Google it. It’s pretty easy to figure out. I dated a girl named Ashley, so just Google it to figure out which Ashley that is.

“It’s quite the great story because I didn’t have any condoms, so I went to our drummer Jack’s room, who was my roommate at the time and I demolished his room looking for them.

“Found them underneath his underwear drawer. When he came home, he thought somebody broke into his room because his whole room was demolished because I was in dire need. Needed to happen then and now. Safety first, kids.” 

On his brother’s nipples (?!):  “Nick’s nipples are not as big as they may appear. It did take multiple surgeries to get them down to a normal size. I think it was like 30 to 40 surgeries to just get them to a little quarter shape.”

On his man crush: “I have a few,” he admitted. “One being Daniel Craig. I have had multiple Daniel Craig birthday cakes in my life. One was a photo of him coming out of the water from Casino Royale, and they made it into a cake.

“Obviously, Matthew McConaughey is one too. I think he’s the man. So, between those two, there’s a lot of man crushing going on. Also, I’m pretty into this guy, Ken Bone, recently, tbh.”

Yes, Joe is a fan of the man Ken Bone!

We’re totes with him on that one.

We tried to make “Boners” happen as a term for fans of Kenneth’s but it hasn’t caught on.

Hit us up in the comments if you have any idea as to why,