As we reported last month, Adam Lind and Stasia Huber are engaged.
Like the people in Stasia's life, we hoped it was a sick joke at first, but sadly, that's not the case.
The Lind-Huber engagement has been confirmed, and astonishingly, Stasia seems to be excited about it.
We're assuming that she doesn't have cable or Internet, and is thus unable to watch Teen Mom 2 online.
Not only has Stasia taken to social media to sing Adam's praises, she's also become the latest to claim that the only reason he comes off as a the Douche God to Rule Them All on TV is because the MTV's editors are totes jerks, you guys.
Here, in its entirety, is the love letter that Stasia posted on Adam's Instagram page earlier this week:
"It takes a lot of courage and sacrifices a lot of pride to admit your faults. It takes a lot of time and work to better yourself to make up for past mistakes.
"When I first looked at the man I plan on calling my husband, I didn’t see a man who struggled or hurt, I saw a father of two beautiful girls he just wants to be with and a good friend who would give you the shirt off his back even if it was the last thing he had.
"It took time for me to notice through subtleties what went on under the surface, what he tried to cover up and hide from everyone else.
"It’s hard to explain the things that have happened to him that no one deserves vs the things he’s done wrong in his life.
"To have your life manipulated and broadcasted nationally in a negative light no matter what you do takes a toll on anyone. It even affects those who care about him.
"The fact that I get to wake up to him and see him smile another day is a blessing in itself. We aren’t here to act like our lives are perfect.
"No one has a perfect life and those who try to act like they do aren’t fooling anyone but themselves. Besides how boring that would be, I’d take the passion any day. We’ve had our really good days.
"Done things for each other we’ve never done for anyone else."
Uh ... "we've had our really good days" sounds like something someone would say in marriage counseling, but we suppose Stasia sounds mostly optimistic about her relationship.
Maybe there's some truth to those rumors that Adam and Stasia are already married, after all.