If you watch Teen Mom 2 online, then you're already well aware that Adam Lind is not only the worst baby daddy on the show, he might for most repugnant sperm donor in the country.
Check out the gallery below for a rundown of Mr. Lind's most vile moments, and thank your lucky stars you're not Chelsea Houska:
He Showed His True Colors in a Racist Online Rant
When an Instagram follower called him a "fake bodybuilder," Lind responded with an N-word-strewn rant. He concluded, “F--king c--n, calm you’re ass down before you get lumped up punk. Like I said, if you wanna bump your big ass gums come to Sioux Falls, SD, and let’s go.” Yes, somehow this man still has visitation rights.
He Called His Daughter a "Mistake" and Chelsea a "Fat B--ch"
Both of those lovely sentiments were contained in one text message. Shorly after his daughter Aubree was born, Lind texted Houska, "You fat stretch mark bitch ... tell me where and when to sign the rights over for that mistake."
He Let a Sex Offender Near His Daughters
In recent seasons, Lind has been better about actually spending time with his daughters. Unfortunately, he sometimes brings along his friend Bruce William Crawford, a registered sex offender with multiple charges on his record.
He Ignores His Daughter on Birthdays & Holidays
MTV cameras caught Adam ditching his little girl on her birthday, and Chelsea told fans he avoided Aubree on Father's Day. What a guy!
He Blames Everyone But Himself When His Naked Pics Go Viral
Graphic sex photos of Adam have surfaced online twice in the past year. Both times he lost his temper (as he always does) and blamed someone else for the leak.
He's Been Tossed in Jail For Multiple DUIs
Adam has a long history of traffic-related offenses including 3 DUIs and one count of driving with a revoked license. He was once hospitalized after totaling his Corvette in a fiery wreck. Scary stuff, especially if he's driving around with your daughter in the backseat.
He's Been Tossed in Jail For Stalking
Lind has a rap sheet a mile long, and we're not talking about minor offenses. In 2014, he was thrown in jail for stalking and harassing ex-girlfriend Brooke Beaton, who eventually obtaines a restraining order against him.
He's Been Tossed in Jail For Being a Deadbeat Dad
Chelsea isn't the only one who's been terrorizefd by Lind over the years. He was once locked up for flat-out refusing to pay child support to his second baby mama, Taylor Halbur.
He Injured His Daughter During an Illegal Motorcycle Ride
Back in 2014, little Aubree burned her leg while riding with Lind on his motorcycle. Bear in mind that he didn't have a license at the time.