Without giving too much away (We know not everyone binge-watches at our pace.), we can say that Season 4 of Orange is the New Black features a storyline that revolves around a cell phone being smuggled into Litchfield prison in order to photograph a famous inmate.
The celebrity convict plot was clearly inspired by Martha Stewart's legal woes, but it also brought to mind our favorite celebrity jailbird couple of the moment.
Yes, Teresa Giudice got out of prison late last year, but the clink is still very much on her mind these days, as her husband is now behind bars.
Joe Giudice began his serving 41-month sentence back in March, and needless to say, he still has a quite a ways to go.
But that doesn't mean he's been neglecting his husbandly duties.
Asked about how Juicy Joe is holding up, Teresa kept it positive.
She says her troubled husband is eating well, staying sober (like he has a choice) ... and emailing her racy erotica worthy of Time Hump by Crazy Eyes.
"He's doing good," Teresa told E! News in a recent interview. "You know, being positive and we're just both taking one day at a time."
"He's eating right ... because you know, it's good. He said it's good. He's getting his mind focused and he's not drinking. I guess he was drinking a lot, so ..."
Teresa added that Joe emails her as often as he can.
Asked about the contents of the emails, she played it coy:
"No, I'm not going to say what the emails say," Mrs. Giudice said.
Asked about the best part of the three month period between her and Joe's prison sentences, Teresa kept the desperate Housewife theme going:
"Being with Joe, yeah, being with my honey ... in bed," she laughed. "That was the best."
It's gonna be a long few years for Joe - but from the sound of things, it might be even harder on Teresa.
Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to see Joe and Teresa in happier times.
Or at least less sex-deprived times.