Jonathan Lowe has gotten in trouble with the law for doing something really crappy.
And we mean this literally!
And also disgustingly.
An Arizona television reporter, Lowe was working in a Goodyear neighborhood when nature called. Like, really called.
Like, called 911 on the poor guy.
According to the police report, per TMZ, Lowe grabbed a bunch of papers of some kind... left his news van... and strolled across the street.
Once there, Lowe popped a squat and "proceeded to defecate in the yard of the residence," authorities describe.
Someone spotted the act taking place and called the police, with Lowe immediately accepting responsibility once he was approached by an officer.
Reads the official report, quoting Lowe:
As soon as I contacted Jonathan, he stated, “I know what you want to talk to me about. I’ve been feeling very nick and I’ve been stuck in this van all day. So, I went over to that person’s yard and took care of business. Those people who called on me just wanted to start problems.”
Police spoke to the person who owns the lawn on which Lowe dropped his deuce and she said she would have allowed him to use her bathroom.
Alas, lesson learned. For us all.
The journalist was arrested for public defecation.