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Everyone kinda hates this guy, but they probably feel blessed to be part of his big day!

Amber Portwood, Matt Baier

Matt Baier, he who has (allegedly) fathered eight children and left many a broken heart here there and everywhere, spoke to Life & Style about his October 2016 nuptials to Teen Mom‘s Amber Portwood.

Why he is acting as the couple’s spokesman is anyone’s guess, but here we are.

"Amber plans to have her fellow Teen Mom stars in the wedding party,” Baier, 44, told the magazine.

"They are all so close and have been through so much together.”

Whether that means all three of Portwood’s co-stars, or just Maci Bookout and Catelynn Baltierra is anyone’s guess.  

Farrah Abraham will likely be part of the wedding party, which makes things super awkward, considering Baier hit on her (via Twitter) in early 2014.

"@F1abraham thanks for the follow," Baier tweeted  at Abraham.

"I’m a big fan and u r very beautiful." 

Gross. Gross Gross Gross.

"Farrah forget online dating," he wrote in another tweet, likely after watching an episode of Teen Mom in which Abraham tried online dating.

"I’d be honored to take u out." 

The creep keeps on truckin.’

"I think they should do a teen mom beauty pageant," he mused. "Although @F1abraham would win in a landslide #teenmom."

When his attempts at wooing Abraham failed, he then tried to hit on Jenelle Evans before targeting meeting Amber Portwood.

Celebrity relationship achieved!