Matt Baier may be engaged to Amber Portwood, but the MTV superfan initially set his sights on someone else we know all too well:
Her Teen Mom / porn star colleague Farrah Abraham!
If you watch Teen Mom online, you know that Baier first reached out to Portwood, to whom he is now engaged, about two years ago.
What you may not know is that he only did so after none other than Farrah Abraham ignored his advances on Twitter in early 2014.
Abraham, 24, was one of the first people Baier, 44, reached out to when he joined the site, and he wasted little time making a move.
"@F1abraham thanks for the follow," he tweeted.
Matt added, "I'm a big fan and u r very beautiful."
Not at all creepy. And Baier didn't stop there.
"I think they should do a teen mom beauty pageant," he mused. "Although @F1abraham would win in a landslide #teenmom."
Flattery did not get him everywhere, it turned out. But the man who would become an MTV star gave it one last try, asking her on a date!
"@F1abraham Farrah forget online dating," he wrote.
"I'd be honored to take u out."
When Abraham ignored his tweets, he became obsessed with Jenelle Evans (seriously), then met and settled for Amber. Totally normal.
The craziest part? Being a 40-something Teen Mom superfan who hit on three cast member is no longer the shadiest thing about him.
Matt Baier has eight children with six baby mamas, according to reports, and is facing claims of falling behind on child support as well.
He spoke out about the allegations recently, and did not dispute that he has fathered many offspring in his troubled, drug-addled past.
Baier denied that he has child support cases against him, however, claiming that "everyone gets along" and that Amber knows all this.
Kelli Maguire Nunn begs to differ.
The Boston native's former fiancee recently revealed that she has an 8-year-old daughter with Baier ... who she says owes her $10,000.
Not only that, "he introduced himself as her sperm donor," she told Radar of when he first met their daughter. "So I kicked him out."
Sounds like a real winner.