You may want to sit down for this: Azealia Banks is picking fights with celebrities who are much more famous than she is.
We know you’re shocked, but this time things are different, because Azealia comes off like a horrendous bigot who just runs her mouth without any regard for facts or who she might hurt. Oh, wait that’s just like all her other feuds.
You may have thought it would be tough for Banks to top herself after she described the entire LGBT community as "weak."
Or maybe you thought it couldn’t get any more ridiculous than Azealia’s feud with the entire continent of Australia.
You might be right on both counts, but the girl is trying her best to raise the absurdity bar by blasting Lil Kim for her skin tone (which apparently offends Banks) and rescinding her support for Donald Trump.
Yes, until recently Ms. Banks supported Donald Trump – get ready for this – because of his immigration policies!
“Do you think it’s bad that I sort of agree with Trump’s stance on immigration?" she recently tweeted.
"It’s selfish, but America has been really good at convincing me that everyone else’s problems are more important than my own. I want my f–king money!!…Me first!!!…Thoughts?”
We…we can’t even.
Anyway, Azealia did an about-face yesterday, presumably after actually hearing the man speak for the first time:
"Donald trump is really a f–king idiot lol," Banks tweeted. "He’s truly embarrassing the Gemini community right now. Way worse than I ever have… And that is saying ALOT.
"I hereby announce, on behalf of the entire Gemini community that Donald Trump is disqualified."
Yes, truly Trump’s greatest crime against humanity is failing to effectively representative people who were born in the same month that he was, not, ya know…essentially declaring war on the world’s 1.4 billion practicing Muslims.
Anyway, since that feud is obviously too ridiculous to deserve anyone’s attention, we’ll move on to Azealia’s beef with Lil Kim.
This one is a bit simpler, but no less idiotic. Basically, in recent photos, Kim’s skin appears to be somewhat lighter than it has in years past, and apparently, that pisses Banks right off!
"Lil Kim’s bleach is off the chain right now," Banks tweeted sarcastically. "All her knuckles, knees and elbows are looking tight as f–k."
After fans pointed out that her attack on the hip hop icon’s appearance was unprovoked and totally uncalled-for, Banks actually did something sensible and deleted the tweet.
Trump probably won’t respond, and even Banks seems to realize that her feud with Lil Kim was pure idiocy, so who will she beef with next?
Play your cards right (read: continue to breathe in and out), and it could be you!