Sorry, Jennifer Aniston.
If you thought that getting married to Justin Theroux would remove you from the tabloid glare, well... think again.
According to the latest issue of Life & Style, Aniston has been dumped after just 21 days of marriage.
It's unclear why, but apparently there was a "phone call that changed everything." We can only imagine what was said during it!
The former Friends star has allegedly vowed to raise her adopted child, which shouldn't be all that challenging considering the adopted child does not actually exist.
“She can’t even fake the happiness anymore," a totally real source tells the magazine. "Jen is wondering if she made the biggest mistake of her life by marrying Justin.”
Theroux is currently in Texas filming season two of HBO's The Leftovers and has realized he's "happier when he’s away from her than when he’s with her," according to the tabloid.
Which has to be a huge blow to both Aniston's heart and her go.
Or at least it would be if this were remotely true
Based on previous tabloid stories that claimed Jennifer was pregnant, however, we're gonna go ahead and call some giant BS on this break-up allegation.