As you've probably heard, it's (finally) officially over between Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick.
There's nothing too surprising about that, as Scott has been cheating with his ex, neglecting his parental duties, and drinking his way around the world in an apparent attempt to see if he get kicked out of a club on every continent. (Antarctica might be tough.)
What is surprising, however, is that Kourtney's brother-in-law Kanye West has reportedly stepped up to the plate to take on the fatherly post abandoned by Scott.
According to Page Six, Yeezy has behaved like "the model father figure" in the days since Kourtney dropped Scott like a hot rock.
Sources say an understandably depressed Kourtney stayed home in LA over the holiday weekend while her kids - Reign, Penelope and Mason - traveled to NYC to party with Kim, Kanye, and Scottie and Larsa Pippen.
After lunch at Ciprianni, Kanye reportedly put North down for a nap and took the Disick kids to a movie, while Kim and Larsa went shopping.
We assume Scottie wandered the streets telling strangers how much he has in common with LeBron.
After the movie (We hope it wasn't Inside Out. There's no way 'Ye has the emotional maturity to process that one.) the crew reconvened on a yacht to watch fireworks.
Meanwhile, Disick is reportedly partying so hard that his friends are praying he won't die.
You know things have gotten bad when you make Kanye West look mature and level-headed by comparison.